Writer’s Workshop: Never Be A Real Housewife

1. Write a list of 10 reasons why you could not be a real housewife from any county.

Watching the Real Housewives of all the counties is one of my favorite past times. The things that come out of their mouths, the trips, the drinking, the cat fights…I am all about that life. Watching it. From the safety of my living room. I could never be a real housewife for the following reasons:

1. Confrontation makes me scared.

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2. I don’t have nannies to watch my kids during our tropical trips.

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3. I like to eat too much to take on any of the Real Housewife diets.

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4. I don’t throw things when I’m angry.

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5. I laugh when I’m uncomfortable.

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6. I love brunch.

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7.  I don’t know how to behave like an adult.

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8. My siblings would make fun of me.

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9. I would likely end up divorced.

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10. I would have to borrow Chanels…

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how dare you

Now it’s your turn!

Mama's Losin' It

Choose a prompt, post it on your blog, and come back to add your name to the link list below. Be sure to sign up with the actual post URL and not just your basic blog URL (click on the title of your post for that URL). For good comment karma try to comment on the three blogs above your name!!

The Prompts:

1. Write a list of 10 reasons why you could not be a real housewife from any county.
2. Something your kids said that made you think.
3. Share a mom fail.
4. Write a blog post inspired by the word: engaged
5. Memorial Day Weekend plans?? Share what you did!
6. Tell us about a time you were sent to the Principal’s office.

Link up!:



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