Sunday, March 30, 2008

Dissection Of A Fifth Grade Poem

When I was in fourth grade I wrote a poem that made me quite popular. My fourth grade teacher, Sr. Maxine, gave us a writing assignment that required us to write about our favorite place to be. I quickly jotted down a little ditty called “My Dad’s Chair” that shot me straight to fourth grade super stardom. In response to my new found talent of rhyming words in an organized fashion my Mom bought me a floral writing journal that was quickly dubbed my “book of poems” (original, I know), which I carried with me often. My head was often bent in concentration as I scribbled down my thoughts and ran to show them off to hear others rant about how great I was. (Some things never get old.) By the time I was in 5th grade about half the book was filled with my talent and two of my sisters had plagiarized my name for school assignments.

I’d like to take a moment to dissect one of those poems with you today. The following should be worth approximately .02 college credits and if you’d like me to write a letter of participation to be turned into your professor I’d be obliged to provide.

In fifth grade I had really developed a sense of Just. Like most my age I had received a healthy dose of American history and I was appalled at the prejudice that existed in the world. I wanted to make it very clear that I, for one, certainly was NOT prejudice. In fact I LOVED black people. I thought black guys were “foine” (fine). I used words like “hode up” (hold on) and “hella” (a lot/ very) on a regular basis. And to drill the point home I would talk about how I had black cousins and there was no WAY I could be racist if I had black cousins.

(Two actually. My very white aunt married a black man who never came to any of our very white family gatherings. They had two kids who I saw and see MAYBE once a year. I think that alone makes me about 30% black myself and therefore not racist by default.)

To raise some awareness in the world I wrote a poem I titled “Blacks”. Appropriately named, don’t you think. I mean what better way to show your support to the black community than to group them together under one broad headline based solely on the color of their skin and write a poerm about them?? Anyways, here it is:

Blacks.
By me, Kathy B. (I thought it was catchy that I could make my name rhyme)

It has to be
Blacks are just like you and me.
Free to walk. Free to dress.
They weren’t put on Earth for another mess.
So please, don’t have a fuss.
When you are around them do not cuss.
They’re just like you in another color.
So if you don’t like the way they are,
Go outside and hop in your car,
And think about what you just read,
Then go home and hop in bed.
Then maybe on another day,
You’ll feel a totally different way.
They’re not just like a paper sack,
Just because they’re simply black.

A brief pause while I wait for the applause to die down. Ahem. Let’s start with the first two lines shall we?

“It has to be/blacks are just like you and me”

I mean it HAS to be. What OTHER reason could there be for their existence?? Right? Except for the color of their skin, they look and talk JUST like us. So they MUST be like us.

“Free to walk. Free to dress/They weren’t put on Earth for another mess.”

I believe our God is a loving and fair God. He wouldn’t have put black people on Earth to add to our problems. We have a lot of other things to worry about. Like gay people. God would not put black people on this Earth to cause trouble when clearly gays are such an issue.

“So please, don’t have a fuss.
When you are around them do not cuss.
They’re just like you in another color.”

Again, really important to reinforce the idea that we are all the same. Skin color is not a good reason to start raving on and on like some kind of deranged lunatic. STOP FUSSING!!! If there is one thing we don’t need more of in this world it’s FUSSY adults cussing out black people. If I’ve seen it once I’ve seen it a thousand times. It’s time to move on, and if you can’t…well then:

“So if you don’t like the way they are,
Go outside and hop in your car,
And think about what you just read,
And then go home and hop in bed.
Maybe on a different day
You’ll feel a totally different way,”

I like how I spent the next six lines of my poem talking about how you need to take a break and think about the first seven lines of the poem. You know. Really let my point and deep thoughts sink in. Go for a drive. Get some fresh air. Sleep on it. Just mull it over for a bit and soon you will come to the same conclusion that I, in just 11 short years of life (fascinating isn’t it?) had come to myself:

“They’re not just like a paper sack,
Just because they’re simply black.”

Paper sacks are very bad. Garbage. We fill them with things and throw them away. Used and abused. Black people are NOT like that. The color of your skin is a simple discrepancy, Other than that there are virtually NO differences. Well. Except that they can jump higher and run faster and are generally better at sports than white folk. And then there’s the whole “dancing” thing. And also that “street language” barrier I have such a hard time with. But those differences are just minor and insignificant and certainly not anything that should place a person at the degrading level of a sack! Come on people! Open your minds!!

If there is anything clear about my poem it is this. I was a thinker. An EXTREMELY non-racist thinker to be clear.



27 comments:

Sara (McGowan) Stredicke said...

Love it! Thanks for the laugh - luckily, I didn't pee myself...close though! :)

Megan said...

Wow I had a completely different reaction. I thought of many things actually.

I thought of you back in fourth grade...and how I remembered you talking about your black cousin.

I also thought about how I very much disliked our fourth grade teacher...especially when she made us memorize the vocabulary words in the back of our english textbook. A verbal test I had to retake two times.

But past all that I felt that you had some interesting things to say and wondered what your reason for saying it was...not when you were 11 but today.:)

You left me intrigued. Not asking for you to delve into personal, political or satirical reasons for writing this. Very interesting tho.

Kathy said...

Hmmm...my best guess is that the intriguing paragraph was the one I spoke of God and of gays. To over simplify...something I do often, I will clarify by saying I was completely joking about the gays, but not so much about the God part.

amyblynn said...

i have to get this off my chest - in case ms. lydon ever reads your blog... I am one of the plagiarizers... BLACKS - it was too good NOT TO! I of course was in 2nd grade, how I thought I was so tricky that I would lie about rhyming at all let alone an entire poem, I've no clue. But I've always felt really bad about it... FEW I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER. EXCELLENT post... probably one of my favorites so far.

Megan said...

No...I guess I just watch too much news and was just overanalyze too much. You'd think I was a trained psychologist or something:). I agree with Amy that it is a great post though.

Elisa said...

Oh man that was funny. And that hairstyle you're sporting in the pic - I did that, too. 'Cept w/o the bangs!

:D

The Silva Family said...

Wow. You were so deep at such a tender young age. For many years, I confused black people for a paper sack. That was a hard lesson for me to learn.

Sidenote: Why did our mothers cut our bangs starting at the back of our heads?

Do you remember the awkward "growing out the sideburns" phase that fun haircut? Oh, I do....I wore alot of headbands....and used alot of gel. Keri Colello made fun of me for using too much gel. Bitch.

Kathy said...

Man she was just ASKING to get her a** beat by you wasn't she!?!

It's amazing how thick my hair got when I decided to grow it out...and yes...plenty-o-headbands!

James said...

You nailed it... knocked it out of the park and a whole bunch of other metaphors and analogies.

I will no longer treat "blacks" like the paper bags I used to.

Kathy said...

See! Would you look at that...if I can reach just one person with my deep and thought provoking...thoughts...then it really makes this all worth it. I will rest peacefully tonight!

Jen(ni)/Fern said...

Oh, it hurts! I am laughing so hard I think I might throw up, and tears and snot are running down my face.

I have to go add you to my blogroll, and email this post to my best friend from 5th grade.

Jenny, the Bloggess said...

I cannot stop laughing. It might just be that I'm drunk but I doubt it. That was awesome.

For shizzle.

Jenny, the Bloggess said...

PS. Shared: http://blogs.chron.com/goodmombadmom/2008/05/bs_sunday.html

Manager Mom said...

"I like how I spent the next six lines of my poem talking about how you need to take a break and think about the first seven lines of the poem".

Hee... it's like you foreshadowed the notion of linking back to your own posts on your own blog, someday.

Awesome poem.

Jen said...

Now Ihave to try to explain to myhusband why I'm laughing go hard about a poem a 5th grader wrote about racism. This was painfully awesome.

In the 5th grade I wrote a similarly deep and sensitive poem about why we shouldn't make fun of mentally retarded people. I seem to recall the line "Just because they might drool/doesn't mean that they aren't cool". Sigh. At least we wrote our poem with good intentions.

Mrs. F said...

I still say hella. *hangs head in shame*

MommyTime said...

I love this post! Your very deep and insightful poem is matched wonderfully by your thoughtful commentary. :) And while I was giggling through it, I've been laughing out loud working my way through the comments. It's too bad your poem can't be paired with Jen's for some sort of fabulous retrospective.

Thanks for coming by and offering me swimsuit advice too... can't wait to check out the links...

jennyonthespot said...

Girl... that be funny stuff right thar... F to the unny!

Came her via Blogtations, and I like your style... I'm off to browse a little more while my girls throw their goldfish crackers around the kitchen.

Rhea said...

ROFL Oh my gosh. I need a paper sack because I'm hyperventilating in laughter...You must do this again soon.

Melanie said...

As a fellow former fifth grade child poet star myself, (whew!) I just wanted to say that your poem rocks. Currently I teach character education to 4th/5th/6th graders in a town that is 99% white. Your poem made me laugh so hard because my students could easily have written this poem.
Love it!
And you should be proud of that little fifth grade you!
TFS

Danita said...

oh the tears! I am lauging SO hard!! HAHAHA this was great!!

The_Richards said...

I really enjoyed your page until I came across this. Now I am not too sure how to take it?

Diva Ma @ Mommy Fabulous said...

I have to say that I'm not sure how to take this. I know what was meant by it, but I'm not sure that I'd take it as humor myself.

Scary Mommy said...

Any post that makes the Bloggess laugh can forever be considered a huge success. (And you were very deep, indeed.)

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The Glamorous WAHM said...

hmm..as a sarcastic BLACK woman myself, I understand your poem and the points you are making in commentary of your poem. However, I don't think that you meant for people to pee their pants laughing. I believe you meant for people to think a bit deeper than it being a funny post.
You were a smart gal in the 5th grade and it has carried through to adulthood. Even though, some people STILL didn't get it.

Mama Kat said...

I wrote this post in a "poking fun of myself" kind of way. In fifth grade I thought I was being such a human rights activist by writing that poem.

But the little white girl in her little white school raised in a little white family (aside from the cousins) still managed to stereoptype. She had a lot of learning and growing up to do...and now as an adult I can't get over how GOOD we all thought that poem was. What were we thinking!?!

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