Dear Laina,
Like, why do you even bother getting out of bed if you’re going to be so moody? Do you know that when you throw yourself to the ground and claim you’re “too tired” to walk that I get a strong and sudden urge to push you along with my foot? Do you? Do you know you wake up every sleeping body in the house when you cry like that? Do you know? Do you know how angry you make me when you steal those precious quiet minutes from me in the morning? Do you? Do you know?
I didn’t think so.
Please take an extra long nap today.
Thanks!
Love Mom.
This is me singing a song that was inspired by this post, and that I dedicated to Laina, at this little karaoke bar. I usually get pretty embarassed about being videotaped like this, but I thought you all would enjoy the song so I making an exception: