I had big dreams for this contest, but I’ve put it off long enough. Hoover probably hates me because they sent me this vacuum weeks ago to give away and I’m just now getting around to it. I finally came to the realization that I was never going to complete my original plan of video taping myself with the Hoover infomercial style. It would have been funny…at least…it’s funny in my head.
Picture something similar to this:
Funny, right!?!
Only the vacuum I’m giving away is more like this:
And that commercial is way better than anything I can do…that dog never would have cooperated like that for me.
I will tell you a few things the commercial did not mention though…and I say this not because Hoover also gave ME a free vacuum (the Hoover U5491-900 WindTunnel Anniversary-Edition Bagged Upright Vacuum Cleaner), but because I really mean it. This vacuum has three things going for it.
1.) It’s pretty. And shiny. I’m thinking about having my picture taken with it and sending it out as our family Christmas card this year. Ok that’s a lie, but it IS nice looking…for a vacuum…and if you happen to have a turquoise themed room then it’s absolutely perfect for you.
2.) It sucks. It sucks as Hoovers are known to do and leaves the nicest looking vacuum lines you ever did see. So nice in fact, that I force the children to sleep in closets now so as not to disturb the beautiful pattern the vacuum has left on my carpet. Ok that’s a lie, but it really does suck. An infomercial would probably throw loose change on the ground and prove it to you…and while I’m sure it could do the job, I certainly don’t want to break it and the sound of a vacuum running over medal makes me want to throw up. You’ll just have to take my word for it.
3.) It moves. This is the best part. Hold on to your hats (if you’re new here you should know all my readers wear hats…it’s kind of a requirement). It’s Self. Propelling. That’s right, with just one small push this thing has a mind of it’s own. Now I jog while I vacuum and feel the pounds melt away!!! Ok that’s a lie…but it DOES move!?!
OK so here’s where you come in. If you leave me a comment you will automatically be entered in Mama Kat’s Hoover Give Away Extravaganza. If you happen to compliment me in your comment I’ll give you an extra entry, but it’s SO not necessary as I rarely seek out such public displays of affection (pretty sure I just used that term incorrectly).
And you HAVE to mean it.
Want FIVE more entries!?! Of course you do you greedy bunch. Then post a ditty on YOUR blog talking about the vacuum giveaway and link back to my page. When you’ve finished your post come back here and add your name to Mr. Linky so that I can go double check your work.
Let the games begin!!!
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