-Stop letting your husband dress the children.
-It’s ok to keep leaving those baskets of laundry on the chair in the living room, but you might want to start pushing your underwear to the bottom of the pile so that when daycare dads (or The Moms) come by they don’t see them lying there and start picturing you wearing them.
-If you stop laughing at WAF’s jokes, she’ll stop telling them.
-MTV’s Road Rules/Real World Challenge “The Island” is not the same without CT. Remember to write them a letter about that.
-Remember to blog about the woman you saw walking into Bally’s wearing the zebra print swimsuit and black sarrong. Note the bright read lipstick and black sunglasses. Be sure to email Alecia and apologize for not saying hi and explain that you were in a hurry.
-Finish your book and start Twilight before Lula comes over and whacks you in the head with it. Twilight junkies are dangerous…and weird.
-Eat. Cookies.
-Lose. Weight.
-Google search a diet that involves losing weight whilst eating cookies.
-Tell WAF and Carlin you have “cleaning” to do upstairs and then go read blogs.
-Stop letting Maile watch you take self portraits…