2.) Write A Poem For Your Favorite Teacher Of All Time
You left for Jersey,
My heart unworthy,
For you to bring along.
Mr Taylor, Mr Taylor was loving you a crime?
Your passion for learning was hot ,
Twas history you taught,
How I ached to call you mine.
Mr Taylor, Mr Taylor twas a crime indeed.
Walking jail bait,
You flew from that fate,
From the grasp of my scheming you were freed.
Mr. Taylor, Mr. Taylor who are you kissing?
Do you have you a wife?
A new little life?
Or are you simply alone fly fishing?
Mr Taylor, Mr Taylor things are not so grim.
Pat makes me smile.
When you left for awhile
I focused my guile on to him.
Not to be outdone, I thought I’d honor my marriage by writing a poem for my one and only. Please bare with me as I speak to him in his foreign tongue, pidgin english:
Pat Pat bo Bat
I love you l’dat
No teacha go take you frahmee?
Why? Bodda you? Ho brah, no can, aznuts.
Loco boy dontchu no
My love fo you one grow
Even doh you da kine, so chang.
Eh, no be so habut k? I was only jokeeng.
Haole I stay,
Keiki we made,
An hoo braddah, dem hapas da cute!
Not anodda no go take dat frahm you.
You can handles or wot?
I love you more den eriding.
Mista Taylor don’t no mean anyting.
No worries brah. Dat stay so manini.
Nuff awwready. Wassamattayou!?!
translated:
Pat.
I love you like that.
No teacher is going to take you away.
If the poem I wrote about Mr. Taylor bothers you, you’re crazy.
My Hawaiian native
Can’t you see
My love for is growing
Even though you’re cheap.
Just kidding.
I may be white,
but we have very cute mixed children,
a white man could not give me such cute children.
Can you handle that?
I love you more than anything.
Mr. Taylor is just a crush.
Don’t worry about us.
Get over yourself.
Choose a prompt, post it on your blog, and come back and sign Mr. Linky!!
The Prompts:
1.) Tell us about a stray animal you took in.
2.) Write a poem for your favorite teacher of all time.
3.) Describe someone in your life you wish you saw more of.
4.) Write a letter to someone who bothered you this week.
