Laina is going to give me a guinea pig AND a horse from her purple pet shop. But not the black horse because he’s kinda mean and will bite me, but I can have the brown one ’cause she’s really nice. I just love that kid’s imagination.
Maile is a TOTAL antagonizer. Reminds me of myself in a lot of ways, but DRIVES me crazy at the same time. I hate the way she makes Laina scream by saying things that she knows will bother her. Like call her a boy or tell her she’s poop. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve snapped at Maile and told her to stop calling names.
Maile: Laina’s a poopyhead.
Laina: NOOOOOOO!!!!!! NO! I’m NOT a poopyhead I’m NOT.
Maile: Yeah ya are. Laina’s a Poopyhead.
Laina: NOOOOOOO!!!!
Maile: Laina’s a poopyhead.
Laina: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
me: Maile! Knock it off!!!! Stop calling her names!
Maile: I’m not. I’m calling mySELF poopyhead.
pause.
Maile: And my name is Laina.
Brilliant.
But as mean as she can be to her little sis, she’ll turn around and hand me a note that says: