I wish this week’s assignment was to whine about something. I’m really good at that. You could call it a talent. I’d whine about how this illness is destroying my blog life and ruining my blogships and making me look like a slacker.
I’d whine about how staring at the computer screen for longer than 15 minutes apparently causes my eyes to seal shut.
I’d whine about wanting Chipotle and then about how I’m too sick to even taste the Chipotle and then I’d throw the Chipotle at my cat who seems to relish in the fact that I am sick.
I’d whine about how I’m such a whiner about being sick when there are people really suffering out there.
I’d whine about people really suffering out there.
I’d whine about the fact that TWO contests of mine have finished and I still have not announced the winners.
I’d whine about the lack of drug money in this house and about how this detox is just making things worse…sniffing Vicks Vapor Rub just isn’t the same.
I’d whine about how I bring my kids cozy blankets and juicy’s and popsicles and snuggly stuffed animals when they’re sick and all they bring me are their bad attitudes…WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET A FREAKING JUICY AROUND HERE!?!!?!
I do.
If that were this weeks assignment I’d be all set.
I’d whine about how I’m still sick and can’t kick this ridiculous illness.
I’d whine about how I started this post with the intention of talking about how I let Maile poop at the park and in the end all I’ve got is one big whiny post…but my 15 minutes are up and my eyes are sealing shut…so that’s what you get.
Now it’s your turn.
Choose a prompt, post it on your blog, and come back and sign Mr. Linky!!
The Prompts:
1.) I used to think…
2.) List ten things you can do in three minutes.
3.) Describe a time you allowed your child to do something that you normally would not let slide.
4.) I want to become friends with…
5.) What are you currently fascinated with?
