Ok I’m back on The Bachelorette train. I watched The Bachelorette at Alecia’s last night and her Jill and together they sucked me back in. They gave me the low down on every single character and why they were or were not douche bags (their words. not mine.)
I learned that one guy apparently wants to tie another guy to a tree and beat him because he faked taking a shot which is not a manly thing to do. Whereas tying people to trees and beating them is like the manliest.
I learned that Jillian is not a cute crier.
(Thank you Arts at Denver for supplying us with that visual. I loved posing for you.)
I learned that the show is not biased towards straight men only and that gay men don’t get sent home.
I learned that when I google search the words “Jillian the Bachelorette + drunk”, my own website comes up.
How does Google know I’m drunk when I watch The Bachelorette? That’s what I want to know.
I also learned that Alecia never saw Beyonce perform If I Were A Boy on Oprah. This song gives me chills so I have to share it.