I don’t know what the point of Twitter is. It’s a LIVE play by play of the goings ons of the people “out there”. I got sucked in awhile ago and it’s taken some months…like 12…but it’s starting to really grow on me. I like to refer to it as mini blogging. I think I like the idea of taking some of my tweets and creating posts with them. Easy post day!!! Some of you who twitter will be bored by this because you’re already “in the know”…but it’s not always about you. Mmmhmmm. I said it.
Here’s what I’ve been tweeting this week…because you’re dying to know:
Pat’s whining to me about the tea set I gave to Maile and Laina to play with today. Something about it being a collector’s item from Ebay…
He clearly doesn’t understand what that silence is worth when your daughters are playing nicely with fine China all afternoon.
supposedly worth big bucks…somebody tell him to go to bed.
Real Housewives finally starts…I wanna be a real housewife. Being a fake housewife is for the birds.
I told Maile she could have ten little Lemonheads if her and Laina cleaned their rooms. She helped herself and “couldn’t count them”.
My nearly six year old forgot how to count to ten??? There were 36 in her bowl…how convenient.
Daycare kids just asked my assistant when she’s leaving and she said “hey you can’t ship me off just yet!!”
Then daycare kid said “DON’T SAY THAT WORD!!! ONLY MY MOMMY CAN SAY THAT WORD!!”
Get it? She thought my assistant said “shit” not “ship” and apparently daycare kid’s mom has ownership of that one.
I’m pretty sure I ate over 3000 calories today…that’s normal right?? I can still eat this chocolate??
I had to physically fold and restrain a screaming Kainoa in order to get him into the car tonight.
I’m countering the negative feelings he evoked with wine and a good book and the internet and Taylor Swift.
I hear soothing your troubles with large quantities of alcohol is really the best way.
I blame it all on the a-a-a-a-alcohol.
(Nerd alert for real!)
The positive of having a child sleep in bed with you is that when they start puking you can tend to them immediately.
The negative of having a child sleep in bed with you is that when they start puking you might wake to find hot dogs and smores in your hair.
Mmmmmm. Now I’m hungry. Have a great weekend!!!
