My posts are always late on Tuesdays, but it’s not my fault. It’s Jillian’s fault. Everything is Jillian’s fault.
My kids boss me around all day. I blame Jillian.
My husband doesn’t know how to make dinner for our kids. Dammit Jillian.
I came home last night to glitter spilled all over the playroom. Jillian again.
The role as wife and mother that I blindly walked into without realizing it meant I would be expected to serve serve serve and find find find and clean clean clean and repeat every day for the rest of my life simply because I was in fact born female is ALL JILLIAN’S FAULT.
Sigh.
That felt good.
Ahem.
Last night was the Men Tell All on The Bachelorette and it went as I expected it should go.
-Wes the country singer stringing Jillian along with a girlfriend on the side, did not show up.
-Reid, who’s heart was broken last week is still not over Jillian and could not be on the show. Actually that’s a lie. Reid is slated to be on the show for the finale when he comes back with a ring to propose and ask for Jillian back and THAT’S why he couldn’t be on the show last night.
-The rest of the show included a lot of bickering and talking about how perfect nerdy Jake is. And to be honest, I like to listen to the women bicker more than the guys. They were so annoying…talking about man code, and frat days, and beating people up and what not. Who cares about that stuff?? Boring. That must be what Pat feels like when I make him watch the women.
I’m ready for the finale. Let’s do this already.
Oh and when I got home last night…this is what I found in Laina’s room:
