Things I have learned from my toddler.
~Swallowing necklace beads is delicious.
~Running across countertops is normal.
~Escaping out the front door is daring.
~Jumping from high platforms is thrilling.
~Shatting yourself multiple times a day is healthy.
~Climbing on furniture is acceptable.
~Stuffing toilet paper rolls down the toilet is fun.
~Throwing toys at people who want to take your picture is ok.
~Smearing yogurt across the table is artistic.
~Boys can play with babies too.
~Leaving water faucets on is habit forming.
~Dropping items down vents is exciting.
~Breaking dvds is tempting.
~Raising little boys is exhausting.