I got sucked into twitter months ago. It’s quite fun actually. They call it “mini blogging”. Blogging for the ADD. A lot of people don’t like it because it’s just a little too much inside information. No one wants to know that you’re stuck in traffic and have to pee…that kind of thing.
So since I like to tweet…and they’re considered “mini posts”…I figure I can just bundle up a bunch of my tweets and make one normal sized post. Two birds with one stone ya dig:
Is it sad that discovering Phad Thai noodles are gluten free has been the most exciting part of my day?
The daycare kids asked me to sing Under The Sea because I’m part Disney Princess…when I obliged they all started howling. Even Aries.
Don’t quite know how to take that…I’ve never been sabbotaged by a group of three year olds before…
I just sprayed myself in the face with Lysol. Twice.
Holy SHIT! I’m at my sisters and Pat just called and told me Kainoa was lunged at by a pitbull!!
The dog actually got his MOUTH on my baby boys face!! That could have been all kinds of bad bad bad…
Thank God he’s ok…I mean really!
My life has become a cycle of poopy diapers, reality television, and making friends with people who may or may not be who they say they are.
I’m in a serious housewife funk…either that or I’m in the pre PMS stages…either that or I’m pregnant…either that or I’m menopausing.
Pat just told Maile and Laina to clean up the mess they made and Maile started singing “It’s A Hard Knock Life”…no joke. It was awesome.
I’m gonna punch myself in the face you guys…seriously.
Kainoa’s been screaming in his bed for over an hour during nap time…I even brought him candy as a last ditch effort at quieting him down.
Because nothing calms ME down like a mouth full of sugar!! I know…I know…I was desperate.
