I got sucked into twitter months ago. It’s quite fun actually. They call it “mini blogging”. Blogging for the ADD. A lot of people don’t like it because it’s just a little too much inside information. No one wants to know that you’re stuck in traffic and have to pee…that kind of thing.
So since I like to tweet…and they’re considered “mini posts”…I figure I can just bundle up a bunch of my tweets and make one normal sized post. Two birds with one stone ya dig:
~When will someone wise up and create kids socks that double as swiffer pads?? These floors don’t clean themselves you know!!
~My teachers all griped about my handwriting and I was always like “when am I ever going to need this in the real world!?!”
~Laina just came out of my room asking if she could have my “ticket”…it was a 100 dollar bill.
~One of the daycare dads just came to pick up his daughter…
I just realized my shirt was pulled down and the top part of my bra was showing the entire time I was talking to him.
Red face right now?? Mmmhmmm. Just a little bit.
Let’s all just be thankful I was even wearing a bra. Amen.
~I feel so nerdy and smart and satisfied when I find grammatical errors in books I read.
The author just spelled her character’s name Claire…when it’s supposed to Clare. How did no one catch that?
I’m pretty sure that makes me amazing…
Speaking of misspelled names…perhaps I should practice spelling my OWN daughter’s name correctly before I go calling out the author of the book I’m reading.
Does this mean I have to take back all that amazing talk??
~Maile is in my peripheral…waiting for me to shoo out a tiny bug…I’m pretending not to see her…I hate bugs.
~Do you think the kids will be up for watching Oprah here pretty soon??
Maybe mix drinks for me while I watch Oprah??
Because you know…nothing screams LET’S GET DRUNK like an episode of Oprah. FUN!