So this week's topic is to pay tribute to a body part...(edited to add: at least...that's what I THOUGHT it was supposed to be about. Turns out the gals at M&M wrote about the fall decorations...which is clearly not a body part....which clearly means you all can Tuesday Tribute whatever you darn well want AND link up on their site AND enter to win a prize...so yay for you. I'll just be happy with my post about my favorite ass and leave it at that. Amen. You may proceed.)
Without further adieu:
Dear Toosh,
Thank you for being perfect. And adorable. And perfect. I smile every time I get a little peak at you. Oh toosh you can be so shy sometimes, but when you manage to sneak out I am overjoyed. Not an ounce of cellulite to be found. You are perfectly round and soft and everybody loves you and I just want to squeeze you.
Toosh I have taken good care of you for years. I have bathed you, I have patted you, and I have bragged about you, even though sometimes you've been naughty and in need of a spanking.
Thank you for loving me through it all. You are the best toosh ever and I'll try to be nice to you...it's just...the boy who owns you does not always behave himself. It's not you toosh. It's him.
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Aw!
The boy who owns him probably wishes there was a little more cellulite on the toosh, so that the spanking wouldn't hurt so much!
HAHAHAHA! When you got to the no cellulite part you got an eyeroll... I was like, seriously, this is NOT starting my day off right with this lady bragging about her perfect butt and making me think about my not perfect butt this early in the morning. I can't even finish my Poptart now. :P
Cute post!
It's sad when a body part peaks at infancy, isn't it?
Aw :) This was cute and unexpected!
You had me going there for a minute. But alas...I figured it out. :)
So glad to hear that your toosh is not so perfect, cute, and cellulite free. I know, I know that sounds horrible. But your blog is all about my self-esteem. You know that, right?
Anyways...
This would be a great letter to link up on Friday to my Letters of Intent!
Absolutely adorable post--I was getting pretty jealous of what I thought was "your" nice tush for a while there!! LOL!
love it...you had me at hello toosh!!
Smooches,
Sassy Chica
You go from having a cute little baby bum to a bum in the front..bummer..
Laura
mybde
And I was starting to hate you when you mentioned the no-celulite part...
Hilarious! Love the picture, too. :)
Tell Kainoa he's lucky his toosh doesn't have cellulite; my kids have it on their bottoms lol
Lol, you had us going there!
I absolutely adored this tooshie post. I thought you were talking about your own and then I saw your absolutely adorable son. You sure know how to make adorable children. Are they all yours?
I just started a new blog and would love for you to stop by.
Eliza’s blog
Having a blogging professional like you stop by would really be a highlight.
PS I think they are talking about Fall decorations over at Mayhem & Moxie.
aww cute!
I'm jealous my toosh is nothing to write home about!
Lol! I totally thought you were talking about your own at first. :)
Yes, little kids do have the best tooshs around.
Hahahaha! For cute!
If the boy could just be trained then the toosh would live in a perfect world. Too cute!
LOL tooshes are just grand. My son's got a great toosh. LOL he's going to be a heart breaker!
LOL! I was about to blog about my boobs until I saw the last line!
hehehehe too cute.
I still love my kiddo's toosh, even though I still have to wipe it sometimes. Take care.
Awww. You got me. There really is something about a naked baby booty. So cute.
So cute! and for just a moment I thought "how dare she brag about her non-cellulite booty! how dare she!" then I read further :0)
How do I remember thee when I was about three!
what a cute toosh.
My toosh (tush?) stomped up that stairs and slammed it's door when it read how glowingly you love yours. Let's call a spade a spade - I have a fat ass not a cute tush.
hilarious!
love it. Little boy tooshies are pretty much the cutest!
Funny. Funny. Funny. Funny! The boy who owns you. The boy who owns Kaishon's toosh is also NAUGHTY to the max sometimes...
Like today, on this half day of school. Can I tell you how loud they are? Like so loud it might make you cry : )
Haha - and here I was thinking what a lucky gal you were that you had a bottom you could be proud of... and well, you do, just not on your own body. Love it! ;)
Hmm... upon reflection, I should add that it's quite possible you have one on your own body worth bragging about, but it made me laugh to see that you were actually talking about your adorable son's tooshy! ;)
Well, I'm sure it's your favorite ass this fall so that counts.
I have to agree that toddle tushies are just the best.
But at first when I read this I was going to be all jealous b/c I know that your face is beautiful but its not fair that you have a cellulite free tush too.
I seriously could not have said it better myself!!!
I am in love with my kiddos butts. :) It's what parents DO!
Oh, there is nothing like little person butt! Seriously adorable!
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