Today I’m playing along with the lovely ladies at Mayhem And Moxie. Every tuesday is a “Tuesday Tribute” day where you pay tribute to someone or something in an effort to show that you are a thoughtful, caring, and greatful person…or at least to make people think that’s what you are. I mean…that’s what *I* am anyways.
So this week’s topic is to pay tribute to a body part…(edited to add: at least…that’s what I THOUGHT it was supposed to be about. Turns out the gals at M&M wrote about the fall decorations…which is clearly not a body part….which clearly means you all can Tuesday Tribute whatever you darn well want AND link up on their site AND enter to win a prize…so yay for you. I’ll just be happy with my post about my favorite ass and leave it at that. Amen. You may proceed.)
Without further adieu:
Dear Toosh,
Thank you for being perfect. And adorable. And perfect. I smile every time I get a little peak at you. Oh toosh you can be so shy sometimes, but when you manage to sneak out I am overjoyed. Not an ounce of cellulite to be found. You are perfectly round and soft and everybody loves you and I just want to squeeze you.
Toosh I have taken good care of you for years. I have bathed you, I have patted you, and I have bragged about you, even though sometimes you’ve been naughty and in need of a spanking.
Thank you for loving me through it all. You are the best toosh ever and I’ll try to be nice to you…it’s just…the boy who owns you does not always behave himself. It’s not you toosh. It’s him.
