5.) The top ten things I’d rather be doing than having sex with David Letterman
I decided to put a fun spin on this and instead of coming up with my OWN “I would rather” list, I google searched the words “I would rather” and got a list of interesting alternatives to having sex with David Letterman…which, if I’m being totally honest, couldn’t really be all that bad. IF you’re into having sex with 62 year old men…who happen to have millions of dollars.
Yeah that’s right I said it…everyone has their price.
So here we go…and be WARNED…some of these are gross:
10.) I would rather be a doorkeeper than have sex with David Letterman.
9.) I would rather live my life as if there is a God than have sex with David Letterman.
8.) I would rather have my testicles spread wafer thin than have sex with David Letterman.
7.) I would rather stick pins in my eyes than have sex with David Letterman.
6.) I would rather piss off the catholic church than have sex with David Letterman.
5.) I would rather cut off my right arm than have sex with David Letterman.
4.) I would rather be pole dancing than having sex with David Letterman.
3.) I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than have sex with David Letterman.
2.) I would rather have a bottle in front of me than have sex with David Letterman.
1.) I would rather count the wrinkles on my dogs balls than have sex with David Letterman.
That’s so gross…but I couldn’t resist…and the sad thing is people actually searched this stuff!!
Now it’s your turn!
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The Prompts:
1.) What’s cooking in YOUR crockpot?
2.) Find your one very favorite picture of Summer and write a poem about it.
3.) Pay tribute to a favorite blogger!
4.) When I look in the mirror…
5.) The top ten things I’d rather be doing than having sex with David Letterman
