I got sucked into twitter months ago. It’s quite fun actually. They call it “mini blogging”. Blogging for the ADD. A lot of people don’t like it because it’s just a little too much inside information. No one wants to know that you’re stuck in traffic and have to pee…that kind of thing.
So since I like to tweet…and they’re considered “mini posts”…I figure I can just bundle up a bunch of my tweets and make one normal sized post. Two birds with one stone ya dig:
Neilochka: I hate to read recaps where someone blames “the other” without looking at their own role in it.
@Neilochka You must be reading my blog…I always blame “the other”…usually because it’s never my fault…and that’s because I’m perfect.
My son is wonderful.I do not want to harm him in any way. I do not hi 5 karma when he throws himself to the floor angrily and bumps his head.
I placed an ad on craigslist for a daycare assistant…this girl just sent me a resume written in Spanish. ??? huh ???
I found this other wannabe asst. myspace page..her recent blog entries titled: Sad Day, I Hate My Life, So Wrong, & Home Bitter Sweet Home.
Sounds happy, no?
It gets better…her ‘general interests’ are: KEVIN, writing poetry, death, blood, and wolves. Very normal…very very normal.
(For the record those tweets were awhile ago and I’ve hired a very lovely assistant. She used to bring her kids to me for daycare and I begged her to quit her job and come work for me…no wolf girls for me thank you! Had my share of those.)
I asked Maile to tell me what color my eyes were and she said “ummmm…gold ribbon” and I was all “awwww…that’s cute and sweet.
Until I realized she was referencing our recent ice cream trip to 31 flavors, and the Gold Medal Ribbon scoops we all got.
They’re hazel by the way.
Kainoa learned a new word and he wants everyone to “BOP!” just “BOP IT!!!”
Hi. I’m a former English teacher & I CONSTANTLY break the then/than rule.My Mom just called me out. Egukate urselves.
@jtimberlake If you get back together with Britney I’ll get MTV to start playing videos again…
@jtimberlake I don’t know who I’ll have to sleep with to make that happen, but I will make it happen. Do your part.
Justin Timberlake is not replying to my tweets..I’m officially offended. Why do I have to take my clothes off to get attn around here!?!
Turns out Ellen is not the only celebrity ignoring me these days. :)
