The Bachelor: On The Wings Of Love

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The tag line for The Bachelor this year is “on the wings of love”….because Jake’s a commercial pilot and they are running. away. with it. Every time a plane flies overhead in the show everything moves in slow motion as Jake stares off into the distance with aviator sunglasses on. He’s shown in either a.) his pilot uniform or b.) nothing at all times.

Have I mentioned I’m not a big “Jake” fan? I have NO idea why ABC picked him or why they did not consult me on the matter, but let’s be honest, ABC doesn’t always pick the biggest winners. After all this is the same network that gave us Alex Michel.

I rest my case.

So Jake it is. I will endure.

And naturally women from all over the country flocked to Jake’s side with hopes of becoming his wife……and not at all to jump start careers in modeling/acting/the adult film industry.

After meeting 25 women Jake narrowed it down to these lucky girls…I give you…the finalists:

Ali I like. She’s one of my favorites so far…mainly because she’s pretty and she didn’t do anything repulsive to speak of:

Ashleigh I barely remember, she’s a filler:

Kelly’s a teacher and two credits away from being a professor. Seems normal enough, but when she wasn’t getting enough attention she dressed up in a skimpy flight attendant outfit and requested one on one time with Jake. She’s that girl that tries too hard:

Christina acknowledges that she’s not a nice person and doesn’t really like girls. She came to the show with a basket full of farewell treats for the girls who were not going to make it to the next round. She’s going to be involved in any drama that occurs:

Corrie I like…I don’t know why…other than I think that she’s pretty:

Ditto for Elizabeth…although she started a game of football with a gaggle of girls in cocktail dresses that made me less than comfortable, but I’m giving her the benefit of the doubt at this point:

Ella is the mom on the show…she also boxes and beats things up:

Gia is another character I like solely because she’s pretty and did nothing offensive…which is really the only thing you can do to make me like you on the first night:

Jessie is a filler:

Kathryn is another filler:

Michelle is the crazy girl and I SOOOO hope he keeps her around for a long time. I love the girls who are “in love” before they even meet the bachelor. She mentioned two different times that she wants to be Jake’s “co-pilot at the end of this”. Gag me. She is so completely over the top…talking about their future and kids and settling down…it’s scary. I love her.

Rozlyn thinks she’s hot stuff…and from what I gather stirs up a bit of trouble on future episodes. I don’t like her, but I like her on the show. Anyone who can stir the pot a bit has got my vote for sure:

Tenley received the “first impression” rose. She’s the girl who has only slept with one other man and than in an attempt to win over the bachelor on the first night, begs him to kiss her and then runs and cries to the other girls about how forward she was. And by “forward” she means “easy”…and it worked. She left a “lasting” impression:

Valishia will be gone next episode.

Wait…how many girls can we lose next episode?

Lastly is Vienna who acts exactly the way she looks…like a valley girl. Buh bye:

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