My computer is broken.
Pat has begrudgingly granted me use of his computer this evening. For some reason he thinks I taint the computers I touch with some kind of witch’s curse. Someone should inform my dear husband that I also taint food I cook for husband’s who don’t give me what I want when I want it. Need I remind him of The Great MiSteak of ’03 when I successfully poisoned him by cooking up a steak that had spent over a week thawing in the refrigerator? Nay. I shant.
I already want to kill this machine for having all of the right buttons in all of the wrong places.
In the mean time at least YOU got to write something worthy of posting today…link it up!
1.) Participate in the Bedtime Theater Contest and write a story for Iggy’s Great Adventure for a chance to win $2500.
2.) Write a letter to a reality star of your choice.
3.) What does that tell you about your father? List five products your father used (or uses). Write a longer piece about, at least, one of them.
4.) What might come from the mouths of babes? Write a humorous piece of fiction where a baby’s first word is a little surprising.
5.) Where was the recipe? Tell the story of a mistake made in the kitchen.