I got sucked into twitter awhile ago. It’s quite fun actually. They call it “mini blogging”. Blogging for the ADD. A lot of people don’t like it because it’s just a little too much inside information. No one wants to know that you’re stuck in traffic and have to pee…that kind of thing.
So since I like to tweet…and they’re considered “mini posts”…I figure I can just bundle up a bunch of my tweets and make one normal sized post. Two birds with one stone ya dig? Here’s a compilation of what’s going on in my brain that did not make The Blog:
I just read an article that said sliding an avocado between your lips is one of the most sensual experiences you can have with food. Wow.
Just got an email that there will be a “Greyhound Singles Mixer” for single Greyhound owners looking to meet other single Greyhound owners.
They’re calling it a “meet & greet” and “sniff & bark”….such a sad state of affairs.
I’d be all “wow is that your Greyhound!?!” *giggle* “They seem to really like each other don’t they?” blink blink.
When does a giant hot bowl of Cream of Chicken ever sound like a good idea?
And then I got better and guess what I found sitting in the pantry?? Mmhmm…chicken noodle soup.
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Eat them in front of her as punishment?? Your too funny!!. ADORABLE BLOG AND WITTY COMMENTS!!
Sorry gave my wrong site. lol
“Your grace.” Hmmm…I wonder if I can get my fiance to call me that….
I love the last one about the chicken soup. That’s totally something my hubby would do.
Heeheehee. This was great, Kat. And I loved the pictures you added!
Justine :o )
Very cool twitter to blog post! That was acutally fun to read!
You ARE just too funny. Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
So glad I found your blog. Lets be friends and go hang out at a hotel pool and get really, really drunk. Are you game?
;)
I just started twitter but I haven’t figuered out how to put my blog posts or pictures on it yet! Oh well, love your updates, usually I get them while in class, so I have to be sneaky.
I just can’t figure out the whole Twitter thing. So I’ll just live vicariously through your tweets! LOL!
Kat – FYI I gave you a blog award today! See here: http://gathersnm.blogspot.com/2010/05/i-will-gladly-bow-down-to-candybears.html
This post is too cute! I must admit I was skeptical at first – just a bunch of tweets? But I love the way you added the pictures and created a story. Fun!
I love this post! Twitter has sucked me in, too. There have been many occasions where I’ve been tempted to eat all the fruit snacks in front of the kids, too!
LMAO @ Pat!!! HAHA too funny :)
P.S. My son asks for fruit snacks about 756764 times a day EVERY DAY!!!
Your grace? Ha. Has she been watching The Tudors?
I’m a fan of Twitter.
I started twittering yesterday; have NO idea what I’m doing.
My favorite in your post was the cream of chicken…only from a man!
I love cream of chicken soup…don’t knock it! lol.
Twitter has yet to suck me in…I’m surprised I’ve been able to stand my ground!
Men can not find anything. They could probably find a good rack if it were attached to a hot woman. But chicken soup? What’s the point of even asking.
I heard a story about a lady who taught her twins to say “Behold!” instead of “Look, mom!”
I got a good laugh from that one…
Sorry! I’m not a Twit… But I’ll keep reading when you compile them into a post!!
I love the “Your Grace” bit! Hmmm… Wonder how I can get teenagers to use that around here… Treating me like royalty would do wonders for my mood…
How wrong is Cream of Chicken soup? SO wrong. And yes I would totally eat fruit snacks in front of my kids as punishment. You crack me up! Thanks for the morning laugh!
Whenever I read these posts it makes me almost want to stat tweeting just to read all of your crazy tweets :)
Love the pictures
Totally eat the snacks in front of her..that will teach her…lol…I happen to love cream of chicken soup, not that I ever eat it anymore, due to it’s fatness quotient…snicker, snicker…the greyhound thingy is just weird to me…snif and bark–um, yeah…gotta go! Great post, thanks for the smiles.
I have been slow to join the Twitter revolution, but with a little encouragement I’m enjoying the heroin like properties of it all and I keep coming back for more. I’m mostly a voyeur because I respect the humor in the random and need to work on my own berevity. Love the post.
Loved this little glimpse into what you life would be like without kids. Greyhound mixers, eh?
And cream of chicken? Hilarious.
I would just worry if she starts calling you her “disgrace!” :)
This is too good. If I did a compilation of my tweets, well, we all know they’d be primarily about poop/pee and laden with profanity. So…we’ll leave those with the Twitter gods.
:) If I wasn’t so lazy I’d tweet more… Too much work!
Omg that last one was the best!!!!! I am still not great at Twitter…its so time consuming!
I follow you on Twitter now… Your blog is HILlarious (isn’t it strange that the capital L is shorter than the lowercase l?) and I have you on my google reader. That’s about as techy as I get so that just goes to show how much your writing brightens my day.
Funny post, your grace! I can’t believe he actually offered you cream of chicken. lol Men…
Speaking of men, is Rudy allowed to attend the Greyhound sniff-and-sniff? I know he breeds from time to time, but is he allowed to meet single b*tches? I mean, doesn’t he need to stay on top of his game? Just wondering…
Have a great day, your grace.
Kristi, Live and Love…Out Loud
@TweetingMama
Oh yum, cream of chicken! Haha :) Love the pics with captions. Too funny!
Why do kids ask for things 1,429 times? Did they not think we heard them the previous 1,428 times? I would totally eat the fruit snacks.
I love the fruit snacks one. I’m so going to try that the next time it happens at my house.
fantastic pictures!
Mmmmm…Cream of Chicken. Bwahahahahaha. Men.
Love the pics. It adds to mini blogging. hehe
I had a friend who ate cream of corn chowder off of his parents’ shag carpets because he spilled it, and they had no more food left in the house … and yes, he was drunk too.
Of course there was chicken noodle soup in the house….
Sadie at heyMamas
Your grace, eh?! Lucky you. Know what I get called around Casa de Dummies? “My jungle friend.” That’s right, as in, “Thank you my jungle friend,” or “Come here my jungle friend.” Yeah, my kids obviously love me tons.
And all I can think about is, “Cool! I’ve got FIVE avocados downstairs in my kitchen right now!” Who needs husbands?
So glad you found me on Twitter! I’m now really having fun on your blog! I’ll be back. :)
I still haven’t figured out how to do twitter. haha I think it would keep me from being bored at work though.
I love the “eating all the fruit snacks in front of her”. Too funny!
Your grace sounds fantastic!!
LMAO! These were great tweet and somehow I missed your whole greyhound thing on Twitter. LOL Glad you reposted it here :)
This post made me smile. Thanks! I love your cute kids and the funny things you and they say!!