Let’s recap.
Rudy is the labradoodle that we provide a guardian home for and that I introduced to you on this day.
He’s a stud for a breeder at Sound Labradoodles who fell in love with the breed and who is meticulous about her program.
If everything goes as planned, and we continue to take care of Rudy and make him available to Sound Labradoodles as needed, then when he turns six (in three years), he’s 100% ours. The best part about all of this (aside from the awesome dog part) is that I get a sneak peek at what goes on behind the scenes in the world of breeders and pure bred dogs.
The other weekend we met up with Rudy’s breeder at a dog show held at the Puyallup Fair grounds. A real live dog show. Like the ones you see on tv. It was awesome.
Rudy’s breeder warned me that people might be a bit snooty because sixth generation labradoodles are not technically considered pure breds by the AKC. I got my first taste of this when I asked a lovely lady which building the dog show was in, and after giving me and Rudy a thorough look, announced the dog show was for registered dogs ONLY.
Rudy wanted to punch her in the face.
And we went in anyways.
I’ve come to the conclusion that every dog breed has a cult following. You remember the Greyhound fanatics right? (by the way Pat totally has me marked as one). I realize now that there is a supportive community for EVERY dog…including rescue dogs. Everyone has one they’re passionate about and I like to think we’re drawn to our doppleganger dogs. It never ceases to amaze me how much these people look like their animals.
After taking a walk around the dog show, Pat and I were amazed at how the dogs we saw were unlike any dogs you might see at the dog park and we laughed at the competitive undertone as we listened to breeders inquire about other dogs and wish them luck before parting ways. These dogs are best in show and they KNOW it. We were all “oh that’s what that dog is supposed to look like!”
Rudy, however, was not there too strut his stuff on the dog walk…Rudy was there for some…”man time”.
We met up with his breeder and one of his long lost sons (Duke is stinking adorable!) so that the boys could spend some time in a tent with a stripper.
Okay not REALLY a stripper, but there was a hot little bitch (their terms, not mine) at the show that is supposed to get our studs in the mood for some action. The boys spend some time sniffing and then…well…the vet handler takes care of the rest. Use your imagination.
Yes. Oh yes…that happened.
A sperm collection is important to a breeder because a.) you can freeze the sperm and use it when the stud is not available and b.) it provides insight as to the quality and quantity of sperm produced. Let’s just say Rudy has nothing to be ashamed of and will be putting those bad boys to work this summer so that his girlfriend will be set to have puppies in the fall. And you can BET I’m going to blog about that whole process. The puppy porn has only just begun.
I saved the explicit photos from Rudy’s sperm collection in my Flickr account for those of you who must see, but I’m sparing the rest of you. And you’re welcome.
Molly says
He is SO cute! Good job Rudy, good sperm!!
I once helped artificially inseminate a horse. It was weird.
June Freaking Cleaver says
Of course, I HAD to look at the “adult” photos – I’d never have looked before I moved to the Show-Me State…go figure.
The “hot bitch” looks bored, like I assume all sex workers look, whether of the two or four-legged variety.
Wonder if there’s a big demand for ‘dog sperm milker’ on the online job boards?
Rebekah says
I didn’t *want* to click on the explicit picture but my mouse had a mind of it’s own. That was…wow. Let’s just call it educational and leave it at that.
Karin Katherine says
Okay, I just signed up to get on the waiting list for a pup from this breeder. I am in love with this breed…and I just laughed so hard reading your post.
Check your Flickr because I left a message there…
Cheryl says
I just wanted to say thanks for a brilliant look at the world of the snobs. As for the dog porn, I think it’s beneath me.
I’m
going
there
NOW
!
alexis says
the movie “best in show” (along with “waiting for guffman”) is one of my favorite movies of all time.
so people are drawn to dogs that look like them, huh? are you trying to say i look like a chorkie? i don’t know whether to be offended, because everyone who sees my dog says he’s the most beautiful and smart and talented dog they’ve ever seen. so…yeah i guess you’re right about the doppelganger thing.
Angel says
HA men are still men be they 4 legged or 2 apparently, the right mood and the right smell and they don’t care HOW pressure is relieved just that it is roflmbo.. at the doggie porn..
Foursons says
I had to do it. I couldn’t NOT click on your Flicker acct. Not nearly as graphic as I imagined. So what does that say about me?
Linds says
I am rolling in hysteria right now. This is the funniest post ever! and your puppy– oh I want to squish his puppy cheeks. Then again, I guess he’s not really a puppy, if he’s, ahem… sniffing the lady butt :)
Val says
Rudy.is.a.STUD!
S Club Mama says
Part of me wants to click over to Flickr but part of me says heck no. I knew they did it to cows & horses – but dogs? I don’t know. It’s too gross for me.
Jennifer says
That is one job that I’m so glad I don’t have. Can you imagine meeting a girl in a bar? “So what do you do for a living?” I can’t even write the response. I’m that grossed out.
Lessons in Life and Light says
Oh my god, talk about the worst job in the world! How do you even tell people that THAT is part of your job description?!? Ahhh, sick!
Can’t wait to see your next Bachelorette update!
The Stephanie says
That is so disgusting!!! And hilarious, all at the same time. LOL
Weekend Cowgirl says
Rudy is pretty dern cute!!! Bet he will make tons of cute babies!
Diane says
I had no clue the things I’d be introduced to when I started blogging 3 months ago! I never dreamed it would entail puppy porn. Of course I had to see the pics. What I want to know is how much blondie’s gettin’ paid?
Aging Mommy says
I had no idea there was so much snobbery in the dog world here – in England the whole Crufts thing is ridiculous but I did not imagine it was also the same in the US so thank you for a glimpse into this world.
Lisa says
Well, Labradoodles *aren’t* purebreds. They’re lovely pets and companions, but they’re a mixed breed. Six generations of breeding is nothing compared to the hundreds of years many purebreds have been around. There are breeds that have been bred with a closed stud book for several decades that still don’t have AKC recognition as purebreds, because they haven’t gone through the correct process.
I’ve met great Doodle breeders and I’ve met ones who are just looking to cash in on the latest fad by claiming that their dogs are hypoallergenic, non-shedding, don’t bark, etc.–which is true of some individuals in the breed, but not of others. As with any mixed breed you can get any of the parents’ traits and you can’t predict even in puppyhood what the dog will grow up looking like.
Your dog looks like a beautiful animal, but there are many Labradoodles in shelters thanks to the unethical breeders who treat these mixes as if they are purebreds and make empty promises to puppy buyers. Then when it turns out the dog barks/sheds/makes the kid sneeze after all, whoops, puppy ends up in a shelter!
I own two wonderful mixed breeds and can’t imagine having anything else. But they’re not purebreds and they wouldn’t be purebreds just because someone bred them to the same mix for six generations.
Mama Kat says
I didn’t mean to insinuate that Rudy was a pure breed, only that people seem to ridicule people who breed dogs like him.
I absolutely support rescue dogs and Rudy’s breeder has provided me with links to local labradoodle rescues in the past. She is very forthcoming with that as an option for her clients.
I think there are all kinds of dogs out there to match everyone’s needs, but after fostering five different rescue dogs I decided a dog with Rudy’s background and lineage (a history of therapy dogs) was the path our family needed to take while I have little ones at home and in the daycare. We continue to volunteer with my favorite Greyhound rescue organization and someday I’d like to adopt one of those cuties.
Sound Labradoodles are extremely careful with their breeding and have never described their dogs as hypo-allergenic (is there such thing?), but I agree there are many irresponsible breeders and pet owners out there!
NiceOne says
Lovin’ Lisa’s Post.
I’m surprised people are still BREEDING Labradoodles. They are over priced mixed breeds. I don’t get it. And we’re breeding MORE of them, despite the fact that how many dogs remain in shelters, homeless, close to being killed?
That being said, your dog is adorable and looks like a love bug.
Mama Kat says
I love Rudy so I’m glad they’re continuing with this cross breed. The wikipedia description of how labradoodles came to be is really very interesting. I recommend taking a peek at it if you’re at all curious as to why they even began breeding these dogs:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labradoodle
Rachel @ Mommy Needs a Vacation says
I am so glad they had a hot little bitch for Rudy to get in the mood. Now they just need to provide some doggie porn for him and we would be really ready to go.
Marcy from The Glamorous Life Association says
Disturbing. Like really.
I mean how do you get that job? And what the hell do you tell people your job skills are? “I help dogs jack off”…..WOW.
My cat read it with me. And just looked at me and said “I don’t get dog people”
yeah. Me neither.
Michelle says
I like your sandals in the one picture where you are holding Rudy’s leash.
Wendy S. says
This sounds like a drama right out from one of my fave. movies, “Best of Show”. I say Rudy be the most desired date on Saturday nights to hot bit#che%. Didn’t want to offend anyone by stating what type of dog will really want Rudy the stud muffin. And like with human children there will always be people thinking that their child is better than another because of this and that…YOU know the value of darling Rudy and that is all he needs…
Yellaphant says
I had NO idea this happens in the world and I feel a little violated knowing it. But that’s an awesome way to get a purebred! I approve, in case you were worried. I always shake my head a little bit at those people who spend THOUSANDS of dollars to get a dog when there are a babillion free ones sitting in a dirty cage at the shelter. So yeah, I guess I’m one of those crazy rescue dog people. POUND PUPPIES UNITE!
Sarah B says
I WAS THERE!! I was at Puyallup showing my dog!! My favorite “game” at shows is to pick out the professional handlers. It’s a bit hard for me to tell from your photo, but I’m pretty sure that the handler with the poodle is a well-known pro that has won Best in Show with his dogs in the past. I think he got BIS at a show in Elma last month.
Not all dog show people are snobs–at least, I really hope I’m not considered to be one! My mom and I have “adopted” a young handler and her family with the same breed and it has been amazing to watch her come out of her shell. There are always many types of people in every community… whether you’re a part of a charity, school group, club, etc. The “dog show world” is no different. I have grown up with dogs and have been involved with our local all-breed club nearly forever and I have met some amazing, wonderful, generous people from all around the country because of it. Yeah, it’s not surprising that some people will “snub” you for taking a non-AKC registered pup onto the show grounds–but you were there for a… uh… “service” provided, so you were fine and not doing anything wrong. Then there are the other people that will just want to love Rudy and threaten (jokingly, of course) to steal him because he’s too cute and cuddly! I’m sorry you had to witness part of the not-so-friendly side of dog shows. They were probably just jealous that you had a cuter dog than them.
Otter says
You had me at dog sperm. I wish my dog had a job so he could help pay those bet bills.
Scargosun says
He is such a cutie. You know I am a HUGE proponent of rescue but this type of set up is great too. This way the dog gets lots of love and attention from a family instead of being in a situation where there are too many dogs and not enough affection to go around. I am all about the dog, no matter the type. Just because he’s not a rescue does not mean he doesn’t deserve just as much love. :)
BigMamaCass says
He is adorable. I hope you get to keep him.
Allison @ Alli 'n Son says
I just love labrodoodles. He’s a cute, what a beautiful color of fur he has.
And bravo for breeding him the right way, with a breeder, and NOT a puppy mill.
MFA Mama says
Oh. Mah. Gawd.
I read this, and the funny, it killed me until I was dead from it and I came back to life and looked at Flickr and died again.
I just fessed up on my blog to having gotten a puppy (a pure-bred puppy, from a reputable breeder) and am kind of cringing in anticipation of the peanut gallery’s reaction. As I explain in my post, it’s the best option for our family if we want to have a dog in the house…sorry you get haters; I think it’s obvious to anyone with a brain and a sense of context that you’re not unaware of or insensitive to the tragedy of irresponsible breeding and dog ownership, aren’t misrepresenting your dog or his “breed,” and are just sharing a funny but…people. Eff ’em if they can’t take a joke!
Jennifer says
What a cool “mom”… you gave your dog an awesome man’s night out!
Maureen says
I love this post. Rudy is one lucky dog! And if that’s all you have to do to get full ownership that’s not too bad. I have two purebred Samoyeds and I was asked by the breeder to have them show. Thank God one just got her Championship (now she’s all mine!) and one is about to start showing.
I can’t even begin to tell you how much blog fodder I get from dog shows! The first time I saw a handler “take care of things” I felt so violated. Especially because they used my sweet dog as the hot little bitch! But I’ve got to tell you, I’ve never seen a group of dogs so loved, and well cared for. What’s great is that responsible breeders (and most of them are) will take their dogs back no matter what, rather than allow them to end up in shelters. And even before that, they’ll screen owners and turn them away if they don’t think they’re going to be responsible. A lot of the breeders and owners I know are involved with rescue groups and fostering, myself included.
Okay, off my soap box! Rudy is adorable!
Betsy says
I really con’dult ask for more from this article.
liz says
Why in the world is he not considered legit? People are dumb. I don’t like ‘cat’ people, but apparently there are equally annoying ‘dog’ people, too.
Jenn @ That Just Happened says
It always amazed me how true to life the movie “Best in Show” is.
I have a pug and I am quite devoted to the breed, but I hope that I don’t look exactly like him. Perhaps I should have gotten a svelte breed…
Can’t wait to hear more about your adventures as a doggie pimp!
Texan Mama says
Omg…. you said… “dog handler”!
hee hee hee *snort* *giggle*
I can only imagine the looks you got when you were shooting the doggy p0rn pictures. “No, Rudy, move a little to the left. Now, tilt your hips a bit. Good boy!”
Gina says
I totally didn’t want to look at the pictures.
But I so did.
And now I am even more curious….but I won’t ask any further questions.
kim-todays creative blog says
funny that you would blog about this today. I was just telling my breeder about your dog. She’ll be looking for a male dog for her breeder girl sometime soon. I didn’t know you were in Washington too. Exciting.
Shelley says
Dude. I can’t believe they do this! I always thought they let them get busy the old fashioned way…I had no idea they do THAT. I…I just don’t know what to say..
Shell says
Puppy porn. OMG!!!
GasStationCappuccino says
Did they get munchies and cigarettes afterward?
SaucyB says
So you’re basically telling me your dog got a happy ending? LOL! Seriously, he’s adorable. I volunteer at a no kill animal shelter and I still believe it’s perfectly fine for people to want a specific kind of dog as long as they get it from a responsible breeder. For people with allergies, getting a pure bred poodle or yorky is the only way they can have a dog. Of course, please never from a pet store. Good luck to you and Rudy. :-)
Joy says
that little huzzy she was such a tease poor guy.
this type of thing happens alot, hubby just had to assist a rather well known person’s dogs get it done because they were having some serious issues with figuring it all out.
and the labradoodles are really cute, I am a lover of all things labrador as shown by the 2 in my back yard. we hope to be having some doggy porn going on in our back yard very soon:)
Lourie says
Thank you for sparing me the explicit ones. I will leave it at that. Haha.
Erin says
Way to go Rudy!! Rudy looks just like my mom’s Guide Dog trainee Sydney!
They are so dang cute!
Trish says
Oh my. I can’t decide what is funnier here, the post or the comments!!
Yes, I looked.
And I have a question……
it appears that there is no collection vessel there? What do they do w/ the sperm?
I’m homeschooling this year, and so I might need to know this as part of our curriculum……
hahahahahah!!!
Just Add Walter says
hahaha.. this post is hilarious. I had no idea stuff like that existed.
Megan says
Wow. Yeah, I clicked over. I really had no idea that they did THAT.
When we got our dog my hubby didn’t want to get him fixed cuz he wanted to donate his (the dogs ;0)) sperm. I said no way!! (I didn’t/don’t want a dog that humps everything.)
Your Rudy is ADORABLE!!
Mama Kat says
He is adorable! And luckily he only starts humping the children if he smells a dog in heat…they think he’s playing…and of course I ballistically shoo him away.
Jen says
I have always wondered about this and now I know.