Oh for Pete’s sake!
Kasey is finally gone. He was the lesser of two evils (the other being Justin) on a date that required Ali to keep one guy and send the other home. After more uncomfortable talk centered around his undying desire to guard and protect her heart, Kasey did what we were all waiting for. He showed Ali his tattoo. The tattoo that he’ll wear for the rest of his life as proof that he was once not good enough to win the heart of a single blond on The Bachelorette. None of us will even remember her name by then, but he’ll still have that damn sheild on his forearm as a constant reminder that he just. couldn’t. cut it.
Way to go Kasey!!
Justin wins a rose by default, but it doesn’t matter because Chris N. was going to be the one sent home regardless. After last night’s episode we now know why Chris N. was not getting much air time and it’s because Chris N. is a giant tool. I think the Bachelorette producers heard us all griping about the lack of air time for him and Tyler because both stepped it up a notch this round. Tyler was lovely. Chris N. could benefit from some lovely. Chris N. was about as entertaining as midnight mass.
When asked to describe what makes him silly and what his guilty pleasure was during his alone time with Ali, Chris N. thought hard before answering that he loves Mexican food…followed by awkward silence. After that weird conversation he confessed to the cameras that he was pretty certain he would be getting a rose.
But he didn’t.
He was the only guy sent packing from the rose ceremony.
Ali was sure Chris N. felt the lack of connection, but he was heart broken in the limo where he actually said that losing Ali is pretty much the worst thing that can happen to someone. Pause. Losing a girl on The Bachelorette is the worst thing that can happen to someone?
I mean is he for real?
Families are losing loved ones in the middle east, earthquakes and floods are devastating cities and entire countries, mothers are losing their children, fathers are dying of cancer, THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT IS SLOWLY DYING and this guy has the audacity to insinuate that being voted out of a contest to win a girl’s heart after meeting her less than a month ago could be ANYONE’S worst day??
A contest that nobody ever wins because no one ever marries and because newsflash Walter Cronkite, IT’S REALITY TELEVISION!! Part of me is extremely disturbed by his thoughtless comment…but a bigger part of me (my ass) is even more entertained. You know what Chris N.? If this is the worst you’ve been given than God bless ya kid! You go with your bad self!
I give you our top seven:
I stand by my Chris L. and Roberto final two. I won’t hate Ali if she chooses Frank or Kirk at this point, but I personally would not choose either. Craig and Justin will go home next week. Because I say so. And Ty…is it Ty or Tyler? It doesn’t matter. He’ll be leaving soon too.