I’d like to nominate myself team captain of the folks who are not traveling to New York this weekend for BlogHer.
I get that New York is super exciting, what with all the tall buildings and the lights and the Lady of Liberty and what not…and I think the private parties and the drinking and the canoodling you’ll be doing is super fantastic. Really I do. Please do not mistake this as a jealous rant…because I’m so. not. jealous!!!
Did it ever cross your mind that maybe I’m too awesome for BlogHer?
Because it should.
Because I am.
And that’s not me just saying that to try to make myself feel better about the fact that for third year in a row I’m going to be up late on a Saturday night of BlogHer weekend with a computer in my lap while I read about all the excitement and fun happening a world away. That’s not why I’m saying that. I actually like feeling lonely. And Isolated. And afraid.
It’s not your fault. Do not think twice about what your tweets are doing to me…I’LL BE FINE!
And you know what?
When you’re limping back to your hotel room in heels you haven’t worn in years, after hours socializing with people you may or may not wish had stayed inside your computer…and after you crawl into your micro-bug infested hotel bed far far away from home…please don’t feel jealous when you find me tweeting about how wonderful life feels snuggled up to my warm babies, in my cozy house, with my glass of wine, and my doting husband.
YOU’LL BE FINE!