I love Twitter…don’t you Ellen? Such a great way to stay connected throughout the day. I’m sure you get millions of tweets a day, so I certainly don’t expect you to see or even remember any of mine.
I, on the other hand, see all of yours.
I’m a little on the competitive side, so when I saw that your Twitter following was climbing I set a personal goal to beat you. I don’t like to pimp myself out and beg for followers so it’s been a slow and steady increase for me. I can sit here before my computer and proudly type that I have only 5,276,184 followers to go before I catch you up.
Speaking of catching up, I wanted to let you know that I plan on fostering a fifth rescue dog sometime in the next five years or so.
It’s just something I like to do. Dogs, children, homeless men…you name it! I like to rescue it. I have a really kind and loving heart like that. Say Ellen! I can’t remember the last time you had a mommy blogger on your show with a kind and loving heart who likes to foster rescue dogs!!
Just think of the amazing conversation we can have in front of all your viewers about rescuing abandoned and abused animals. I’ll gloss over that one dog that tried to eat my kids’ faces because really, it probably wasn’t his fault. When you’re hungry, you’re hungry, right?
No offense to Breast Cancer Awareness, but I see you’re having them on your show this Friday Ellen and to be honest I think everyone is pretty aware of breast cancer at this point.
We all know someone who’s been affected by it and we all want the darn disease eradicated, but Breast Cancer Awareness has it’s own walk, it’s own concerts, it’s own color, conferences, ribbons, runs, rallies, blogs, foundations, bracelets, and even kitchen items!
I’m willing to make you a deal Ellen…I will blog about Breast Cancer Awareness this Friday if you will slip me into a time slot on the show. My own mom was diagnosed with breast cancer years ago and I can’t remember the last time you had a mommy blogger on your show with a kind and loving heart who likes to foster rescue dogs and who’s mom is a breast cancer survivor…not only is that an amazing human interest piece, but it fits in seamlessly with what you have planned.
Think about it Ellen.
Breast Cancer Awareness….or Mama Kat? Or both!
You have four days to make the right decision and I have a clear schedule.
That’s all I’m going to say.
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- Letter #2: A Tentative Date With Ellen
- Letter #3: Ellen And I Hate The Paparazzi
- Letter #4: Ellen And I Are Like Soulmates
- Letter #5: Ellen “Qwacks” Me Up
- Letter #6: Ellen And I Have A LOT In Common.
- Letter #7: Ellen’s Hidden Jewel
- Letter #8: Ellen Is Destroying A Little Girl’s Dreams
- Letter #9: Ellen is my Pen Pal
- Letter #10: Ellen’s Huge Surprise
- Letter #11: Ellen Is Like Wonder Woman.
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