I realized recently I’ve been holding out on my readership. I have hair and it’s long and stylish. I have so much knowledge on how to create amazing looks for your hair and for the last three years I’ve been keeping those secrets to myself. I can be selfish like that.
But I am selfish no more. A wave of humanity came over me, and it’s time for me to start giving back. I can no longer allow you moms to look simple and bland. This hair tutorial is exactly what 99% of you need to kick yourselves into gear. In this short tutorial you will be given a total of three different, unique, and fashion forward hair styles that you can start utilizing today.
A wise man once said that you could see a woman’s soul through her hair…err…something along those lines and I fully agree. Tired, bored, busy, tired? Your hair is a window that reveals exactly what struggles are going on in your life.
Struggle no more my friends, I am here to help. From “Creating the Perfect Mullet” to “Princess Leia is my Homegirl”, I am going to share an array of hair tutorials that showcase hairstyles designed to make people fall. at. your. feet.
Today?
How to Create the Perfect Bang:
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Now my life is complete. If you will excuse me I have some curling followed by baby making to do.
Oh, Mama–you are one brave and funny woman… And I am embarrased to admit that my bangs are quite similar to your
curly babymaking bangs with this horrid humidity. So happy to hear I’m hot and not frightening.
Cheers.
I am sooooo doing this today!
Oh, that is funny. I especially liked the ending with the clips talking to each other! Nice touch!
You are a riot! And….a little bit of a nut. I know I can always come to you for a little pick-me-up. I needed a laugh. :-)
Watch this become a trend at BlogHer.
That’s hot. White hot. Like, owie, I just burned myself hot.
And to think I went to a stylist to have actual bangs cut into my hair. What was I thinking? If only this tutorial had come out sooner.
OMG! Do you have any idea how much it hurts when you laugh and snort diet soda up the nose? I love your bangs…. your beauty secrets should be bottled!
You never cease to amaze Mama Kat.
I now know exactly how I want to do my hair each and every day at BlogHer.
Thank you.
I’m so sad that I already have bangs, and therefore will never be as cool as you. :(
That was so freaking hilarious.
You’re so funny.
You need to keep doing this.
Damnit! Now I need long hair so that I can do this.
Wait, I have bangs. Time to make them a mile high but I am not really into the whole getting a baby out of this. Is there something I should do to protect myself?
I especially enjoyed the talking hair clips at the end. lol
OMG I LOVE YOU!!! That was so awesome!! You now have a new follower!!
BTW…love that you have a scary mommy coffee cup!! LOL!!
Or you just do it my way and shave that shit all off. Of course, that works for dudes better than it does chicks. Although Michelle Ndego Ocello and Sinead O’Connor kinda pulled it off. Kinda.
LOL!! Baby making magic!
Fantastic as always:)
Have you ever tried the Something About Mary bangs???? I have and people constantly compliment me……
Even lying here sick in bed feeling crappy and sorry for myself, I laughed like a crazy person! Really looking forward to future installments of the hair how-to!
Best thing I’ve seen today and that’s saying something since I’m watching the Talk right now…Julie Chen could really use this tutorial.
So THATS how they do it! I’ve been wondering how all these women get such amazing bangs! I can’t wait to try it!
Cracking up. And since I just cut my own hair AGAIN, this is right up my alley.
Awesome and supremely helpful video – you are a hair tutorial goddess :) When you’re done with the hair tutorials, I would like to request some cooking tutorials a la Daily Grace and her Macachos :)
Oh Mama Kat, thinking of having a third, will try your bangs tonight and let you know how it works out for the hubs..
Well now I know what I’ve been doing wrong this whole time. Seriously, I was pouring a soda and missed my glass while watching this. At least I wasn’t drinking when it started. Definitely the #1 post of the day!
You have unleashed a secret. We will now know the cause of the great baby boom of 2012.
Oh Kathy, that’s awesome. Now my hair will look sweet every day. :D
I just choked on my sandwich! I knew every part that was going to be in this video and I still died laughing. I need more of these hairstyle tutorials…woot!
THAT’S BRILLIANT! Pony bangs! Love it! Not that I need more kids… or another man for that matter… but still! I am sooo tryin’ it. ;0)
Hahahaha, I am so rockin this look on my next trip to the money stealer ;)
now i have to run to pee because i was laughing so hard. thanks.
What can I write that no one else has? Nothing, you are stinkin’ hilarious! I have now started pimping your videos out on Facebook, yeah, it’s that kinda girl-crush.
Keep ‘em coming Kat!!
LOL! Kat you are one of the funniest, bravest blogging moms around :)
LOL – that’s all I can say!
OH. MY. GOSH!! LMBO!! You kill me. Too hilarious!!!
Love the talking clips at the end!
You crack me up…my daughter and I watched you twice and we were laughing so hard…(she’s 11)!
Oh.my.god. NOW I know what Ive been doing wrong. I always wondered how to make my NON-bangs into BANGS. I thought getting them cut, but who has time for that?! Ill be doing this tonight. WARNING–Ill probably be preggy by morning. LOL!
You go girl! I never got the ratting the hair thing in high school and sadly I still cannot do it now. *Sigh*
Brilliant! I was wondering what to do today! Thank you for the gear tip! ;)
Hilarious! Joanna Goddard eat your heart out ;-) !!
I have no words!! Grace was right here and says,” Mom, does she know she’s really funny?” I said, “Oh honey, she’s not trying to be funny that was for real and how we are doing your hair today!” She didn’t buy it:)
Very cute vlog! I have just one thing to add for those of us who are a TAD older and who may need something to make us look a bit more youthful. Bangs are the poor woman’s Botox. Words to live by. Really.
You, are hilarious!
Oh God. Struggling to breathe. I totally cried watching this.
Swoop. Can we replace Woot with Swoop? I’m gonna think it over….