4.) 10 things you would do if you didn’t have to work.
I polled my friends at Facebook and this is the prompt they picked for me this week. And I’m relieved because I really don’t have a memorable fishing trip to relay.
Last week Pat asked me if I didn’t have to work, what exactly I would do with my time. It was an easy answer…”I’d sit on the couch”. He was all “seriously?” and I was all “that’s what I’m working so hard for…so that one day I can just sit and do nothing…like my Mom.” and he was all “Have you even known your mother to sit down?” and I was all “well…no, but I can imagine that would be nice if she did and that’s what I want. To sit. Watch TV…maybe read a book or something.” And then he was all “That would last you maybe half a day before you started on some new project.”
And he’s right.
So here are the ten things I would do if I didn’t have to work:
1. Sit for half a day and start a new project.
2. Not spend my time being hounded by home daycare Food Program people who have nothing better to do than to worry about whether I fed kids oranges or apples for breakfast.
3. Think about becoming a pet psychic.
4. Probably save someone’s life.
5. Call everybody I know 4 times a day and ask them what they’re doing.
6. Two words: Roller. Derby.
7. Wear nothing but pajamas…luckily Target has just my type:
8. Start The Real Moms of the PTA reality series
9. Terrorize people online.
10. Sit for half a day and start another project.