Fat Raccoon

January 31, 2013 · 5 comments

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Last night I discovered the fattest raccoon I’ve ever seen eating our cat food in the garage.

raccoon in my garage

In an attempt to snap a picture I slammed the garage door shut on it’s head.


Damn thing got away.


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Arnebya February 1, 2013 at 7:43 am

Two days ago my husband went to take out the trash. I heard the top go up, muffled words that I think included bitch, then a bunch of movement. Yeah. Coon in the trash showed itself as he went to put in the bag. Poor man screamed and ran, knocked over a lawn light and tore his jeans. The trash has been put out in the mornings since. (And I secretly still have a Polaroid too. I bought up all the film from CVS when they stopped selling it, much to the ire of the old lady in line behind me (BACK UP; I FIGHT OLD LADIES!))

Mama Kat February 1, 2013 at 1:13 pm

One time Pat found an opossum in our garage and squealed like a little girl too. I should film his dramatic reenactment of that animals face. Could you even IMAGINE opening your garbage can to find one of those things in there. They’re so dangerous!

Jen February 1, 2013 at 1:53 pm

I’m kinda impressed you didn’t take it’s head off.

Helena February 6, 2013 at 8:43 am

Wow, that is the fattest raccoon I’ve ever seen!! I love the pictures :)

laura February 8, 2013 at 8:31 am

This cracked me up..thank you for a good laugh on a crap day!

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