Maile: Mom? Who sings that song about Scream and Shout?
Me: Brittany Spears and Will. I. Am.
Maile: Can you play it?
Me: No, I don’t have that one on my phone and there’s a bad word in it anyway so I’m not excited about you singing it.
Maile: I know what the bad word is. Brittany bitch. My friend told me bitch is a bad word. Is that right Mom? Is bitch the bad word Mom?
Me: Yes, now that’s enough, it really isn’t a nice word to be saying.
Maile: …Well I like that word.
Laina: I THOUGHT SHE WAS SAYING PITCH!