Writer’s Workshop: Something I Stole

April 17, 2013 · 30 comments

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4.) Something you stole.

I don’t normally steal but this particular item was like a beautiful siren beckoning me to her. I knew I wasn’t someone most would consider “fashionable”, but this item would change everything!

I knew high end when I saw it. The colors were deep and rich. The silk fabric slipped through my fingers and I envisioned myself traipsing through the halls of school, a new woman.

Twenty five dollars.

Twenty five dollars!

This was the kind of cash I dreamed of carrying someday, but today I was unlucky. I put the Tigger tie down and walked over to my friend who was trying on a Minnie watch, “Hey are you ready to get out of here? I can’t afford anything in the Disney store…” she said.

“Yeah totally…I’m just about ready…”

I made one final loop past the Tigger tie and cautiously slipped it into my bag. My heart was racing as we casually left the store and I was filled with a mixture of guilt and excitement. Did I just get that FOR FREE!?! I wasn’t sure how I was going to rock that tie at school, but I’d find just the perfect outfit for it!

Only I never did.

Who wears ties to school?

As it turns out my little sister does…and I made fun of her every time. She had no idea it was stolen, otherwise she could have quickly fired back, “Who steals ties from the Disney store with the intention of wearing them but then never does!?!” At least she made good use out of it. I hung it up in my room as decor, but every time I looked at it I felt a pang of guilt for my crime. It would always be something I stole and never something I could wear in good conscience.

And I never stole again.

Unless you count the time I took the carand those drinksand the pumpkins…in which case…okay I steal occasionally. We all have our quirks.

tigger tie

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The Prompts:

1.) Something that gave you a headache.
2.) List of 10 things that will make you blush.
3.) Write a poem about your favorite place to be.
4.) Something you stole.
5.) Tell us about a time you had to apologize.

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hollow tree ventures April 17, 2013 at 9:31 pm

Ha, quirks! Well it is the quirks that make people interesting! Great story!

Mama Kat April 18, 2013 at 1:57 pm

My stealing makes me very interesting. You should try it!

Jessica April 17, 2013 at 9:48 pm

I admit: I was too embarrassed to write using that prompt. My friends and I may have some extra bar glasses and interesting campaign signs lying around. We don’t have to do this so much now that we have smartphones and can just take a picture of signs we like, though. Technology is grand. :) PS: Nice tie!

Mama Kat April 18, 2013 at 1:58 pm

It did cross my mind that perhaps a brand might stumble upon this post and perhaps press charges or something…but for the sake of humor, that’s a risk I’m willing to take. I’ve never stolen a sign though! Way too much work.

Amy April 18, 2013 at 12:24 am

Lol, I’m not even going to get into all the things I used to still as a kid…….and well, sometimes older!!!

Mama Kat April 18, 2013 at 2:01 pm

The older ones are when the memories get particularly embarrassing. As a kid it’s like, “aww she was five…she didn’t know better”…but when we’re talking about teens it’s more like, “ack…she has a problem!”

Paula Kiger April 18, 2013 at 2:13 am

Oh my gosh if I had done this prompt, it would have been a Disney Store story too! My kindergartener (now 16) “stole” a keychain from there once. I marched her in and made her return it among many tears and much shame (mine). “I don’t want a kid who steals” I think were my exact words. It wasn’t one of my finer parenting moments — and she’s now a fine upstanding citizen (phew).

Mama Kat April 18, 2013 at 2:05 pm

There’s just something very shiny and expensive about that store. I try to avoid it at all costs.

Tiffany April 18, 2013 at 4:48 am

I used to steal all the time when I was a teen. I feel terribly about it now…but at the time I just wanted stuff!!! A Tigger tie…not sure if it was worth it! ;)

Mama Kat April 18, 2013 at 2:16 pm

The Tigger tie has serious potential!!

Caitlin April 18, 2013 at 5:05 am

haha cute. i once stole a bumper sticker at one of those airport shop things. it was $5. $5! i just wanted a memory from my trip! hehe

Mama Kat April 18, 2013 at 2:17 pm

I mean they can’t expect us to pay for EVERYTHING!!

Diane@BeStillaMinute April 18, 2013 at 6:02 am

Of all the things to steal? Hilarious!

Mama Kat April 18, 2013 at 2:18 pm

You should have seen it…I don’t think you could have resisted either.

Raine April 18, 2013 at 6:17 am

The disney store is expensive! But a tie? Really? ;)

Mama Kat April 18, 2013 at 2:18 pm

You’re just jealous.

Laurie @ Pride in Photos April 18, 2013 at 6:19 am

My husband gives me a headache with wanting to go fishing ALL THE TIME! So he wrote this post I am sharing today. I hope you enjoy it. Have a good weekend.

Jenny April 18, 2013 at 7:10 am

I never actually stole anything myself but was there when my friend would carry her Mom’s huge purse into a store and steal cigarettes back when they were not behind the counter. So I guess that makes me the accomplice :)

Mama Kat April 18, 2013 at 2:19 pm

At least she didn’t hand you the bag on the way out!

Jenny April 18, 2013 at 4:10 pm

LOL most definitely. You would have seen us playing hot potato with that bad boy in the parking lot.

kelley April 18, 2013 at 10:02 am

I’m glad you learned a lesson from it. My daughter stole a hat once, got caught by the Mall security and ended up doing 30 hrs of community service. She never stole anything again, ever. She was so humiliated when the cops marched her through the mall, all the people they pass staring, and put her into the back seat of the police car.

Mama Kat April 18, 2013 at 2:25 pm

My daughter did the same thing! I was hard on her and at the end of the day, I don’t think she really meant to do it. Whoops!

Marta April 18, 2013 at 11:16 am

I think it’s hilarious that you stole a tie of all the things in the Disney store. =) I went through a stealing “phase” in elementary school at the local 10 cent store, except it was more than 10 cents, but it was nicer than a dollar store. I did however enjoy every candy I took from there!

Mama Kat April 18, 2013 at 2:25 pm

Stealing candy wouldn’t have been much more gratifying…and probably not nearly as much jail time to serve for that. You were wise beyond your years.

Chris Carter April 18, 2013 at 3:48 pm

I love this!!! I stole a bunch of candy from Woolworths (Does that totally date me?) and still have a pang in my heart because of it. I hated all that candy. I was so terrified because my friend pushed me to do it, and then we got home late and both were in so much trouble. THEN I got in additional trouble because I wasn’t allowed to have candy on any day but Saturday. Oh it was awful. I cried and cried in my bedroom. Thanks for bringing up the beautiful memories… LOL

Tina April 18, 2013 at 6:36 pm

Yeah, so we are both worried about the statute of limitations for theft. I didn’t steal a nice tie, though. I probably should have, just so I could write about it from jail…

Janice April 18, 2013 at 11:21 pm

I love Tigger!….but a tie? C’mon! You couldn’t have swiped a pen? a mug? one of those slap bracelet thingies? Sheesh. What kind of thief are ya anyway? Go for the good stuff! ;)

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