1.) List 6 of your favorite quotes.
Just six quotes? I couldn’t stop…the Real Housewives of every county happen to be one of my favorite guilty pleasures. They are crazy and so entertaining. Sometimes I can’t believe the things they say and I’m not always sure even THEY know what they’re talking about half the time. Today I present to you some of my favorite top housewives quotes:
Paula Kiger says
You know, I have hardly seen ANY housewives versions … but pinot seems to be a theme. That and …. themselves! Lord have mercy. Fun quotes!
tori nelson says
Ahhh. This explains why I couldn’t be a Real Fake Housewife of Nashville. I’d just be sipping a soda in the corner trying to be nice to everybody. Boring.
Diane@BeStillaMinute says
Too funny. I tried watching it for awhile but they all just made me want to bitch slap them.
Tiffany says
I bet it was hard to pick just a few…what they say is so ridiculous!!! Twirl on that, m’kay??
Emily @ My Pajama Days says
I must be one of the few that have never seen these shows – but OMG! I might have to now just for a good laugh. Those are hysterical! I doubt any writer could have come up with something as funny…it’s hard to believe there are actually people living those lives. Apparently the rest of us are missing out.
Sue says
Twirl on that, boo.
Amy says
Lol ok – I’ve never seen an episode of the show, but those are some scary, funny women! I can see the attraction! Enjoy your guilty pleasure!
Anna @ Gone Banannas says
Well, this is in a word, AWESOME BLOSSOM. That’s two…damnit.
Tima says
I have never watched any county’s housewife. I think I need to now.
Charlene Ross says
OMG – these quotes are FABULOUS! You’re right – 6 is not nearly enough! (And I’m not a housewife watcher – but I think I might need to start!)
Marta says
Omg I love the housewives. Thank you.
Jamie@SouthMainMuse says
How can anyone improve on that? I do watch RHO of Orange County and Atlanta enough to know the players. My husband conducted a mediation for an episode of TI and Tiny and the Family Hustle (never heard of it till the contacted him). And afterwards he said there is no doubt that it all is very orchestrated. All the classes of Chardonnay thrown in the faces and the booties hanging out of the dresses at the gallery opening. Which I was relieved to hear because my life is so very boring by comparison.
Jennifer says
Ha! Love these! I’m a huge housewives junkie…especially Housewives of Atlanta.
Kim says
I have never watched any of the Housewives shows but I may have to now. Some of those quotes are hilarious! And several involve wine. Bonus! Haha.
Andrea says
OK so here’s my idea. I want to see THIS as one of the Blogher Voices of the year! This would seriously rock the conference! :)
kelley says
funny stuff :)
Raine says
Those are too funny :)
@MryJhnsn from iNeedaPlaydate says
Brilliant job narrowing it down to just those :)
Jessica says
OMG. Too funny. I have never seen any of those shows, but I think you pretty much summed up what I do know about them. :)
Annie says
I love your take on this prompt! But you forgot this classic gem from RHONJ’s Teresa….”Prostitution whor-ah!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldh0N9hlT7c
Tracie says
I love the collection of Housewives quotes you gathered. Those women are crazy.
Ann Harrison says
Oh my goodness – honestly I LOVE my housewives. (And turtles).
Nicoyle says
LOL, these are funny. I do happen to watch the Atlanta housewives and Kenya is a special kind of crazy with her gone with the wind fabulous twirl. LOL!
@PamelaMKramer - A Renaissance Woman says
Damn you are clever! I love it.
Miriam Gomberg says
Must admit I have never seen any of the housewives shows, but these girls sure do come up with some real winners. Just got laptop back from shop today so almost missed another week of prompts! Don’t think I could do it without a full bottle of pinot grigio.
Amy says
Bahaha! I Love it, and you had me at Housewives. Although, in all honesty, when Kenya said “Don’t come for me unless I send for you” ……I had a strong urge to reach through my tv and slap her Gone With the Wind Fabulous!
Jen says
I have never watched Real Housewives…. but I have to admit, I kinda want to although I don’t think I would know what they are saying.
AnnMarie says
Love the Housewives in every county as well. Well-chosen quotes. I’m sure Marysol’s mom had a bunch of good ones but who could understand a word she was saying?
Mallorie says
“Can you flip that thing wit your left hand?”
I seriously talk to them through the TV. Common rant, “Brandi you are ridiculous, stop causing drama.”
Husband then stares at me and shake his head.
Audrey says
too funny ;)
Gayletrini says
Hilarious!