Sometimes I sit down and relax and listen to my children play gleefully upstairs. They laugh, they chase, they stomp, someone usually starts crying and then there’s the MISCHIEF. The following is a list of things you don’t want to hear your kids say, but have indeed been uttered by my own children this Summer:
1.) Ew! There’s POOP in it!!
2.) You ATE it!?!
3.) Mom said not to do that!!
4.) Sorry Mom…
5.) Wait! You guys stop, help me find my tooth…
6.) Moooommm?? You’re gonna wanna see this….
8.) Do I have a rug burn on my face?
9.) child 1: How did you get BUBBLES in the bath!?!
child 2: I used Mommy’s shampoo!
10.) Stop!! YOU’RE PULLING MY HEAD OFF!
11.) Mom? Can I draw on my wall???
12.) Are you scared? Just stay still….
13.) Quick, emergency dismount!
Shockingly, no bones have been broken this summer…although the missing tooth never was found.