Writer’s Workshop: Pilgrims Are So Jealous

3.) A Happy Thanksgiving wish!

I wonder what the early pilgrims would have thought if someone had told them that someday…hundreds of years from now…there would be children in Cookie Monster shirts wearing construction paper hats to look JUST like them gathering together at school to eat deli turkey and popcorn as a way to pay homage to the “First Thanksgiving”.

I wonder if the pilgrims would be like, “huh? Turkey isn’t even ON our table, we eat deer with our bare hands…where’s your deer carcass??”

And maybe they’d be like “we don’t even wear those God awful hats, Thanksgiving is a multicultural community festival to celebrate our yearly harvest…not just for family!”

And we’d be all, “Sssshhhh…deer carcasses are for barbarians. Thanksgiving is about being thankful for family and the internet and you will wear your black buckled top hats because it’s part of our tradition now dammit! We also require a four day weekend filled with new movie releases, copious amounts of pumpkin pie and shopping all night long. Just a few improvements we’ve made since you were last here.”

The pilgrims would be like, “You’re missing the entire point!”

The pilgrims are so jealous!

I’m thankful they started this whole thing because FOUR DAY WEEKEND!

Happy Thanksgiving, my multicultural community!


Now it’s your turn!

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The Prompts:

1.) 10 best things about being a kid.
2.) A Thanksgiving memory.
3.) A Happy Thanksgiving wish!
4.)You saw it on Pinterest…does it really work?
5.) Something you’re thankful for…might as well keep this going this month!


  1. says

    oh yeah, I’m loving the 4 day weekend. Especially since I had my Thanksgiving dinner on Saturday so I have this week to work on Christmas! Have a happy thanksgiving.

  2. says

    This year my husband and I got the entire week off! Of course we spent the first part of the week cleaning…not. Happy Thanksgiving!

  3. says

    Happy Thanksgiving, my lovely,funny, multicultural blogging friend! Looking at that little 1st Thanksgiving face, I know one of the first things I’d have on my list of blessings if I were you!

  4. says

    I think that your young pilgrim is perfect!

    Happy Thanksgiving Kat! May your glass never be empty and your waistband elastic :)