Writer’s Workshop: Your Future Dog Choice

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1. Tell us about an argument you witnessed.

I overheard my daughters arguing because each of them said something mean about the others future, non existent dog choice.

To be clear, they have each chosen the breed of dog they will have when they are grown and they have each insulted the others decision.

Maile chose a German Shepard.

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Laina said a German Shepard was too big.

Laina chose a Bull Dog.

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Maile said a Bull Dog was small and fat and would never protect her.

Laina came in crying and I honestly thought her sister must have been really ganging up on her the way she was carrying on.

I found the arguing so ridiculous that I threatened to send them each a future Chinese Crested hairless mongrel if they didn’t knock it off.

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Now it’s your turn!

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The Prompts:

1. Tell us about an argument you witnessed.
2. Share a Thanksgiving recipe you will be cooking up this month.
3. Write a haiku about what you see out your window.
4. Five Things. List 5 things we don’t know about you, 5 things you’re knowledgeable about, 5 things you know nothing about, and 5 things you believe.
5. Tell us the story of how your pet came to be a member of your family.

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By You

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During a car ride home I asked the girls, “where do you want to live when you grow up?…

In the city?

Down by the water?

Up in the mountains?

In the country?”

It was a totally open ended question and I was ready to have all kinds of conversation about where they each thought the perfect place would be for them.

And Laina responded with just two sweet little words that I really was not prepared for.

“By you.”

Bless her heart.

They both want to live in our neighborhood…I must be doing something right!

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Writer’s Workshop: My Favorite Fall View

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5.) Share a favorite fall view.

The Pumpkin Patch is a miserable place. It’s either muddy and overcrowded or sunny and overcrowded. Picking out pumpkins is a chore, standing in line for them to be weighed is obnoxious and then taking them to a second line to pay is stupid.

For the past two years it has been so crowded that I actually tell the kids we’ll buy our pumpkins at the grocery store and just walk around instead.

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I don’t even really LIKE pumpkins. Carving them takes both muscle AND an artistic touch, neither of which I have and then they rot on my front porch.

To be clear…no one in my family truly enjoys the pumpkin patch, but every year I make sure to set aside an afternoon for us to go.

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I can’t explain it. Those rows upon rows of rotting, orange fruit call me in.

We have to go.

They’re my favorite fall view.

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The Prompts:
1.) Something that scared you when you were young…are you still afraid?
2.) List 7 things you miss about being a kid.
3.) Write a post inspired by the word: bitter
4.) Hand your child a camera and share life captured from their perspective.
5.) Share a favorite fall view.

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Writer’s Workshop: She’s Worth It

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I woke up to find giant crocodile tears running down my pig-tailed, Maile’s cheeks on the morning of her 3rd birthday, “It’s not my birthday at all…” she sobbed.

This was my fault. I had decorated the house for her party the night before her birthday every year. She knew it was her birthday because she would wake up to streamers stretching across the room and all kinds of hanging things waiting to celebrate her big day.

The birthday she turned 3 I decided to take a break from the decorating and wait until the next day because I was exhausted and I knew I would have plenty of time the next day.

Maile was anticipating a party, but woke up to nothing. It was like waking up to Christmas to find that Santa didn’t come at all.

Of course I knelt down and swallowed that sad girl into my arms. She had a wonderful day and learned real quick that there is more to a birthday than decorations waiting for you first thing in the morning. However, that vision of her at the top of our stairs, looking so sad and disappointed is one of the many sorry mom fails I own.

This year we celebrated Maile’s party a little earlier to accommodate busy schedules and when the eve of her actual birthday came upon us a few days later I went to her room to say goodnight and she was all, “Do you think you might have a gift for me in the morning when I wake up?” And I was all, “aw shucks. I wish I did, but I don’t since we celebrated your birthday on Saturday.”

She sort of blinked and I thought about how I usually ALWAYS have one gift reserved for the actual day, but I was hoping now that she’s older it wouldn’t be missed. I was all, “Is that disappointing to you?” and she shrugged the question off but I spotted that disappointed pig tailed girl blinking away disappointment. I smiled my motherly goodnight smile and kissed her goodnight, but my brain was already in emergency overdrive. I would not disappoint that pig tailed girl again!

So I raced to Target and that’s how I became The Mom Who Shops At Target At 10pm The Night Before Her Daughter’s Birthday. She’s worth it of course…just look at her. My sweet pig-tailed-girl who would never in a million years allow me to put pig-tails in her hair again. I narrowly avoided another sorry mom fail.

The m&ms I bought were also worth it.

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Happy 11th Birthday Maile!

For Maile:
Happy Fourth Birthday
Happy Fifth Birthday
Happy Sixth Birthday
Happy Seventh Birthday
Happy Eighth Birthday
Happy Ninth Birthday
Happy Tenth Birthday

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The Prompts:
1.) A blog post inspired by the word: race
2.) Write about something that creeped you out.
3.) List 6 retired tv shows you’d like to see come back.
4.) What’s cooking in your slow cooker?
5.) Show us your pumpkin patch.

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Creepy As Hell

Scary Movies

When I was young, the scariest Disney movie I ever saw was Dumbo.

Don’t get me wrong, Bambi was definitely up there in terms of movies that have devastated me for life, but Dumbo’s pink elephants were so creepy that I often avoided the movie altogether just so I wouldn’t have to get to THAT part.

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A hallucinating, drunk, baby elephant…traumatically separated from his mother, outcast by his own family with a mouse as a guardian.

But he’s just so dang cute, you can’t help but love him despite his dependency.

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My daughters have other movies that scare them. They refuse to see The Box Trolls because it is produced by the same creators of Coraline.

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Coraline looked like a cute movie, but some sort of magic put her in a home with parents who had buttons for eyes and they wanted to sew buttons into Coraline’s eyes. My terrified daughters couldn’t even make it through the movie before crying for me to turn it off.

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Coraline forever ruined their love affair with Lalaloopsy dolls.

The truth is, I think Coraline is creepy as hell too. I’ll take a hallucinating elephant over button eyes any day.

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What childhood movie scared you?

 

It Is Embarrassing

Getting Ready For School

I’ve been taking Kainoa to school for the past couple of weeks even though the other kids ride the school bus because he’s a mama’s boy and because I can. In the past this wasn’t an option because I had kids in the daycare I had to stick around for and this year, aside from the occasional friendly drop in, all of my daycare kids are before/after school.

And because I get the privilege of taking him to school, I also get to swing by my daughters lines and give them one last warm hug goodbye.

Except Laina doesn’t much appreciate my warm hugs.

“Will you stop coming to my line, it is embarrassing.”

“But I’m so nice!” I said.

“Your friends like me!” I said.

“I’m going to make you popular!!” I said.

“I don’t want to be popular.” She responded.

GASP…I know.

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So I stopped going to her line because I was NOT going to be that mom who can’t take a hint and I was NOT going to get hurt feelings, because this embarrassing stage is to be expected. It’s not us…it’s them.

But then she became the STAR Student of the Week!!

The STAR Student of the Week gets to be line leader!
The STAR Student of the Week brings family photos to school!
The STAR Student of the Week gets to have lunch with a parent!

“But I don’t want to do the lunch thing,” she said, “You don’t need to come for that.”

I heard what she said. I did.

But did she mean it? Did she really? I couldn’t be so sure. Maybe she thinks she doesn’t want me to bring lunch to her, but she loves McDonalds. Certainly she would love to see me if I had a Happy Meal in hand to share with my little STAR!

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No…no that would be not be enough. I was going to have to be better than that so that the kids in class would be all, “Laina! Your mom is the coolest! WE LOVE YOU!”

Bringing a Happy Meal to class for her would only make them jealous and annoyed that they didn’t get one.

So…CHEESEBURGERS FOR EVERYONE!

You get a cheeseburger, YOU get a cheeseburger, You over there with the nose picking problem…YOU GET A CHEESEBURGER!!!

I sat in her classroom and waited for the kids to return from recess with my bags of cheeseburgers in my lap.

Maybe this was a bad idea…

My heart was pounding.

Why am I doing this? Why do I constantly put myself in the position to utterly embarrass myself. I quickly texted my sister and she responded by said, “well at least you’re not wearing a Mrs. Claus outfit this time.” Which was true. I can always make things worse for myself.

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And then the door swung open and there stood my STAR with the entire class lined up behind her. The look on her face was a mixture of panic and that face I only see when she’s about to burst into tears.

I smiled and held out my bags of cheeseburgers while willing her not to cry. OMG please don’t cry! She smiled politely and between clenched teeth asked when I would be leaving and the only thing that saved me in that moment from a lifetime of an icy cold shoulder, were the CHEERS coming from the rest of the class.

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They saw the cheeseburgers. THEY LOVED ME!

My STAR student took it in stride.

The burgers were handed out and I tip toed back to my car and high tailed my Cool Mom butt back home.

I’ll admit I was nervous about the lashing I might receive when the bus pulled up…but when she walked through the door she looked at me and the first words out of her mouth were, “Mom, everyone was so happy!”

I breathed a huge sigh of relief and then she followed up with, “don’t ever do that again.”

And I heard what she said. I did.

But I’m not so sure she means it…

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Stop Breathing!!!

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I’ve been trying to curb my reaction to the kids when they breathe and chew. I used to yell at my sister about her loud breathing all the time when we were growing up. Kind of hard to enjoy TGIF Fridays when your sister can’t close her damn mouth.

Turns out she had a deviated septum. She literally could not breathe through her nose like the rest of civilization.

And then I became the bad guy for bullying her about it for years when I should have been celebrated as her hero for bringing attention to it in the first place.

I’m careful with the kids because I don’t ever want them to feel like repulsed by the sounds of them chewing and breathing. And I don’t want to encourage on this tendency to despise people who make loud mouth sounds.

I am SO polite when I say things like, “Would you mind chewing that in the farthest corner of the house instead of RIGHT NEXT TO ME please?”

I know I am failing at this because the other day I heard Maile say, “STOP! Now I know how MOM feels!!”

And then the other morning while Kainoa hovered over Laina while she played a game on her iPod, out of nowhere she snapped, “Stop breathing!!!!”

To which he replied with an exasperated, “I’M NOT!!!”

To which I giggled behind my computer screen because obviously he IS breathing.

But I put my Mom hat on and handled the situation in the most mature adult way I knew how, “Kainoa, if you want to watch Laina play games on her iPod you need to stop breathing.”

I got your back Laina.

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