Dear Ellen,

In July of 2008 I decided to start writing letters to Ellen Degeneres to convince her to put me on her show. Because she’s my favorite. That’s all. I just like her. I have no plan past just writing letters to her whenever the fancy strikes me.

I kind of think it would be funny to be a 50 year old lady STILL writing to Ellen every month in the off chance that just maybe THIS time she will take interest. Until then…